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[JoLLyRoGer]

and mounted the poor fella. What could he do, he was...

 

[UnixFreak]

wish for a pillow to bite..and a chance to...

 

[ManSnake]

suddenly, he realized that it was all but a dream and that stuff sux...

 

[saxman]

because he was in a room full of naked...

 

[Elita1]

Grandmas all begging for a lapdance...he-

 

[AudiPorsche]

he then proceeded to yell the word ANUS while holding his......

 

[LordMaul]

butt shut to keep it from

 

[saxman]

going to disneyland

 

[shiner]

But hold his anus closed he could not and that's when

 

[ElFenix]

his tapeworm decided to leave and go into one of the grandmothers

 

[madmacks]

whom he found really attractive for an 80 year old, 300 pound 4 footer...

 

[Stifko]

but GrandMa blocked it out with some denture adhesive

 

[shiznut123]

which is yellow and nasty

 

[Total Refected Power]

that was stuck under her sagging left breast even though..

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

they were fake. The adhesive was still necessary to...

 

[Howard]

Keep out the tapeworm. But the tapeworm squirmed into her ear, causing...

 

[LordMaul]

the same effect as a Babel Fish. She then could hear that her cat, who was eating the quarter-pounder with cheese, was saying

 

[RGN]

how much he looked like (BUMP!!)

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

a good tire chock for my sexy neighbors 4x4, which she recklessly had hot passionate...

 

[Howard]

exercise. Then, Hamburglar happened to come by...

 

[urbantechie]

with 10 nekkid super models on him and says, howdy there....

 

[saxman]

I trade a hot nekkid model for a....

 

[shiner]

a box of raisins that...

 

[DefRef]

won't be singing "Heard It Thru The Grapevine" all damn night. Suddenly,

 

[saxman]

all of the hot nekkid models yell out in unison "eat me," and I say...