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[UnixFreak]

his ears turned purple, then he looked down at his...

 

[HiveTyrant]

his ying yang turned bright green...

 

[thelanx]

*ahem*, and freaked out..

 

[Total Refected Power]

while he found this odd mammal humping his leg..

 

[fallenoncrack]

THEN he realized all this time he was at home in bed dreaming, so he rolled over and saw....

 

[HiveTyrant]

tom arnold smoking a cig besides him

 

[thelanx]

he jumped out of bed and step on a pile of dung..OMG that dream was real!!

 

[MrAnderson]

He ran from the bedroom into....

 

[thelanx]

the kitchen and opened the fridge..

 

[abracadabra1]

and asked his fat momma...

 

[LordMaul]

to make him a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, because

 

[MrAnderson]

he needed to forget about Tom Arnold

 

[LordMaul]

He drank it, and it made his

 

[thelanx]

tongue turn green and slimy, he then

 

[UnixFreak]

Jumped out of the window, and landed right on a ...

 

[thelanx]

bus full of aliens

 

[shiner]

drove out of Killbat's anus...

 

[thelanx]

who started zapping everyone in sight and zapped him

 

[Terrorism101]

the crashed his car into grimace the purple blob and

 

[shiner]

that's when the Hamburglar got pissed...

 

[LordMaul]

and grabbed him and flapped asscheeks on his ear then threw him into

 

[thelanx]

and punched the hot dog

 

[UnixFreak]

that fell out of rosie o'donnells hand, that came from her..

 

[Asif]

leftover Schlotzsky's sammich that she got after overhauling the defibulator valve in her

 

[Howard]

toenail. She rolled over and...