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[saxman]

I was thinking about how cool the mods are when...

 

[Total Refected Power]

disarming a nuclear bomb in a ladies room filled with used feminine napkins and....

 

[fir3wir3]

killing all the people who dislike the ps2.

 

[bigbootydaddy]

I realized that someone said they use the ladies room all the time. then..

 

[TomC25]

I wondered if they were contaminted with a disease of some kind

 

[TomC25]

contaminated

 

[ecrespol]

With Influenza

 

[Locutus of Board]

Or will those nasty open sores return again they pondered

 

[HiveTyrant]

not just any influenze, but a very rare chinese strain that came from dogs and made the mods run around sniffing peoples butts.

 

[TomC25]

anywho

 

[FettsBabe]

butts that are hairy and smell like a skunk...

 

[Modeps]

I like cheese

 

[ManSnake]

and I think you made a mistake because somebody can write a run-on sentence forever and ever and ever and ever and before you know it you will be too bored to read on and you will think that stuff sux and things are stinky and you will die of boredom and your husband or wife if you are married and if you are male or female or your girlfriend or boyfriend if you are not married will leave you and before you die you will be sad you will be very very very very very very sad and by the way did I mention that you don't know how to play nintendo and that you can't beat the first level of mario and oh I almost forgot this is stupid and that stuff really really suck and you will definitely die of boredom and stuff and this sentence will keep going and going and going going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going until you finally die of boredom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Preyhunter]

While at that same time on the other side of town, Czar was starting another anti-religion thread.

 

[gittyup]

while dealing with an inflammed case of herpes!

 

[thelanx]

trying to vaccinate himself with a dirty needle

 

[TomC25]

does he pray it will clear up?

 

[thelanx]

Yes, but then he finds out he has shingles..OUCH!

 

[Passions]

Desperately seeking a cure, he sets sail to a remote island full of naked ladies

 

[thelanx]

but his ship sunk and he drifted to an island full of naked men

 

[cyclistca]

Latter that day Bill Gates well counting all his money....

 

[thelanx]

the men threw him into a pile of dung

 

[jAcKeL]

when all of a sudden he realized that the dung was radioactive, he then...

 

[VAP0R]

and raped him.

 

[thelanx]

his eyes began to bulge, and..