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pussy

window

doctor

- Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you? - Been there, slain that. - Your hovel or mine? - Pardon me, madam, but wouldeth thou like to see my long sword in action? - You wanna go upstairs and see my Holy Grail? - I like the cut...

mini me

Err....wobble??

NEF

funny

» One of the many Tarzans, Karmuala Searlel, was mauled to death by a raging elephant on set. » Elizabeth 1st suffered from anthophobia (a fear of roses). » Beethoven dipped his head in cold water before he composed. » All 17 children of Queen Anne died before her. » President John F...

Journey

'There is also no anus' WTF!!

bums

excellent

Some metal tracks... Project Valkyrie

Here are two small yes/no riddles. Hope you don't know them : -- A man is at home. He goes to bed, switching the light off and gets asleep. The morning comes, he's getting up, and when he sees what he sees, he commits suicide. Why? -- A man is found dead in the desert. He is bare naked...