Recent content by Swozzle

Dullard: Saddly no microwave or electric skillet, the most we can get away with is an electric tea kettle. I'm not sure what to think of our cafeterias eggs.... They come out of a carton and are usually fried on a slab doused with oil. I'm may be able to hardboil eggs in the teakettle but I'm...

What about drinking water? I know there's a recommended 56 oz. a day but are you suggesting more Dullard? Or are you just suggesting foods with water like apples and oranges? The fiber advice is great I'm kind of a fitness noob so when everyone started mentioning ghrelin and leptin my eyes...

Alright, thanks everyone :) I'm pretty sure I can do what alkemyst suggested with the walking cardio if nothing else. Like I said before, protein is the hardest part for me to implement since our cafeteria is absolute crap at providing healthy protein. Protein shakes I make myself may be my best...

What if your great-grandmother is dead....?

I'm engaged...surely that's gotta count for something :D Thanks SagaLore I might just do that...maybe :p

Bahahaha....busted. I was bored, it looked interesting :awe:

Soooo I'm a n00b here but due to my desire to be recognized as my proper gender my signature keeps getting me mistaken for someone else :( So I need a new one...any thoughts? Preferably something recognizing the fact that I have no Y chromosome. And yeah, I'm pretty sure most of the responses...

Thanks for the encouragement rcpratt I'll keep trying my best! brikis I wasn't quite so overweight in highschool and yeah gaining the muscle probably made up for a lot of the pounds I maybe should have lost. While I didn't write down every morsel of food that entered my mouth I kept myself to a...

While the laser pointer will probably get it away so you can get in the door it might also cause kitty to come back and play with the awesome laser. It's still probably your best option though. You could try dunking it's paws in some water...that might be enough to scare it off at least for a...

She's pretty hot right now but I don't know if she'll reach pink floyd/led zeppelin fame in the future. However her crazy outfits will probably save her a spot in the history books. If you're interested I'd go for Bad Romance on youtube. You'll get to hear one of her better pieces and see her...

I tried something very similar to the fat loss sticky for about a year in highschool. I had a strict diet and workout through a personal trainer at my gym. It didn't really work all that well. I lost about ten pounds and gained definition in my arms and legs. It did almost nothing to my...

Quick background: As a person with a genetically huge rear-end I've never been all that comfortable with my weight. I feel like I've tried everything except for the quack diets and magic pills, and I just can't get rid of more then about 5 pounds. I'm 5'5" and 185 pounds which I know isn't all...

Someday I hope to be hit by one of these morons...I want a new car.

God no. That's just as bad as picking favorites.

I wouldn't say you're an a-hole as much as you are highly irritating. Blinkers aren't just a courtesy, they're for keeping people around you aware of what you're doing. Even people who are three hundred yards away. In addition to what everyone has said about blind spots and letting it become...