Recent content by hypn0tik

It looks like this thread has seen some activity in the past few days. I am a recent graduate with an MASc in Electrical Engineering with an RF/Electromagnetics background. I have experience with computer modeling using software such as HFSS, MATLAB and ADS, and hardware experience with...

Just making sure that the kids on the short bus understood it as well.

Yes sir. He's got a few DVD specials out as well. Check them out.

Close Cubic Packing (CCP) is the way to go. Will work it out later when I have time.

If they fell into the arms of god they wouldn't they still be alive?

When it comes to women, I'm like the tortoise. I get there before the hare. (hair)

Obligatory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfBObq9Z4uo

They say that men fall asleep directly after sex. Then why is it so hard to catch a rapist?

Some of my jokes were stolen from Jimmy Carr. Hilarious comedian. Check out a few of his offensive ones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SagayzX2T7Y

I hate going to church because of all the standing up, sitting down, and kneeling. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me already.

I've had excellent success with Duoplant to get rid of plantar warts. Everything you need comes in the box and it is OTC, so no prescription required.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

You know you're too old for a girl if you need to make the airplane noise to get your cock in her mouth.

Have you ever had Somalian food? They haven't either.

First, obviously.