igor_kavinski
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that crazy bitch in Osaka.
Any Japanese American dating experience to share?
that crazy bitch in Osaka.
I agree she isn't incredibly beautiful, but I like the film the way it is. She does have a certain charm. The romance between Rick and Ilsa and his decision to have her get on the plane are huge parts of the film for many people.My only problem with Casablanca, to be honest, is Ingrid Bergman. I have never liked her, in any of the films she has ever been in, and i find laughable the concept that Ilsa is "incredibly beautiful".
She was great in the Hitchcock masterpiece Rear Window.
i watched Maleficent - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1587310/reference/
and i pretty much got exactly what i was expecting.
This mess of a film is a overload of excessive CGI and badly used, expensive sets, trying to tell a story vaguely inspired by Sleeping Beauty, with Angelina Jolie as the stupidly-named Maleficent. Seriously, we're introduced to this character as a young fairy-child, and she says in her cutesy child voice "i am Maleficent!". Maleficent. Like, hi, my name is Evil Deathdestroyer, pleased to meet you.
Anyway, young Maleficent is a lovely, nice, well mannered fairy, and she meets a young boy and they have a thing going on. Eventually the boy abandons her with the same theme of Fantasia's "people growing up forget their dreams". Maleficent is bummed out but hey, life goes on.
One day the dude comes back to her, and using the love she still feels for him, drugs her and cuts off her magical wings, just so he can become King, by telling the old King he's the one who killed Maleficent - who for no reason was hated despite being good, magical and powerful.
Now Maleficent is really pissed off; she shows up and curses the king-dude's daughter.
.. but then meets her when she is growing up and thinks, "she's not the bad one".
And then stuff happens and Maleficent gets her magical wings back and kills the dude-king guy because he's a scumbag. Daughter becomes new king.
The end.
So, Angelina is absolutely stunning as Maleficent.
She's given barely any meaningful dialogue, when instead the film is a neverending vomit of CGI and other special effects.
The theme is decent but dude-king-dude turning evil makes about as much sense as Anakin in those films i never watched because they don't exist.
The quasi-Disney pixie character are boring and have no charm.
The enchanted daughter is useless.
The evil king is extremely flat as a character, has no depth, no remorse for his mistake, no inner conflict, no .. it just doesnt make sense. Let me put it to you; you have two options:
option 1 is you get to be king, though you have to be a piece of shit, and as a reward you get to sit your fat ass on a throne while a magical demon wants to fucking kill you.
option 2 is you get to be the husband of a gorgeous, immortal, magic-wielding fairy queen, nobody wants to kill you, and your magical realm is friends with the older king's realm.
The plot is mediocre, there's a lot of grunting and movement and action and special effects that does NOTHING for the story, the dialogue is really bare-bones, so even if Angelina is a spectacle, there's nothing there for her to work with.
unfortunately, not a film that i can recommend.
My vote: 5.5/10 - all of which are Angelina's.
I thought the movie would never end and John Wick would keep falling down the stairs, over and over!I'm sure there's plenty of good things about the filmmaking in JW4 but i'm too tired to write about it.
could you kindly break down what portion of those 6.5 points are due to Sydney Sweeney's boobage, and which are due to the story?Madame Web 6.5/10
Wasn't as bad as I was expecting it to be. Acting was good enough. Story was fine too. Visual effects were not bad and it's got really nice night scenes that will pop very well on an OLED or high contrast display. It's sad that the movie underperformed at the box office. It wouldn't be a bad TV series.
I actually like her eyes morecould you kindly break down what portion of those 6.5 points are due to Sydney Sweeney's boobage, and which are due to the story?
Hmm..can't give an objective or even a subjective opinion without properly "evaluating" the body parts under discussion.Sydney Sweeney's boobage
I thought the movie would never end and John Wick would keep falling down the stairs, over and over!
i though Nobody was too serious for its own good. If you gonna make a film about punching dudes, don't give me the sads. While at the same time trying to make comedy.Yeah.
You want a good John Wick movie...watch Nobody.
Seen only the first movie to hate all the John Wick films.John Wick 4 bad.
John Wick 3 also bad.
John Wick 2 bad, not terrible but still bad.
John Wick 1 good.
The thing that really sucks balls about 2/3/4 is the puerile attempt at world building, fleshing out this Society Of Assassins that is absolutely cartoonish, making it impossible to have a decent villain for the Hero to fight against.
I'm sure there's plenty of good things about the filmmaking in JW4 but i'm too tired to write about it.
am i stupid, or is
Blue Eye Samurai - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13309742/reference/
extremely mediocre?
Seen only the live action, not the animated. The actors are good in the series. It's mostly comedic and I found the female actress pretty funny as well. It's a different world and not much of the technology is explained all that well. You just gotta believe what you see and imagine it is based on actual laws of physics. I had no problem getting lost in that world.I tried to watch Cowboy Bebop (the animated series, not the recent live action)
I just can't imagine how people live in places like that. Most of the scenes where they have large windows and a snowstorm going on outside, it just made me wonder, aren't they afraid a polar bear will come running and crash into the window and eat them??? Yeah, yeah I know they prefer to stay away from humans but still. No way I would live in those small houses with really big windows that look too fragile to keep wild animals outside.
Alan Tudyk is a national treasure! Rogue One/Firefly/Serenity wouldn't be the same without him.Resident Alien
can't tell if this is a comedy (it's not funny) or a drama (too much quasi-comedy around to stick) but the plot is of an alien who takes the shape of a doctor in a small town, and this is the excuse to have an actor act like he can't human. result: disastrous.