Hey, You With the Wrench in Your Hand . . .

[Perknose]

Listen up, you oil-stained wretches! There's a new "Bad Hombre" in town, come here to maintain order amongst all you Yugo and Cadillac Cimarron fanbois. He's here to (gently) see that you all behave like the gentlemen your mothers still think you are.

I present to you, our newest moderator in The Garage, DaTT.

Word has it he's a unique mixture of Clint Eastwood and Mother Theresa, and that he accepts bribes.

 

[Bubbleawsome]

Hey DaTT, what's up?

 

[Bartman39]

and that he accepts bribes.

Cool and have some stuff for him...

 

[DaTT]

A nun with a gun.

I mostly accept hockey tickets and fine Scotch as bribes. Other offerings will be considered on a situational basis.

 

[Slacker]

You got the easiest mod gig on the forums.

 

[DaTT]

You got the easiest mod gig on the forums.

Maybe then I won't be caught sleeping on the job.

 

[jlee]

Maybe then I won't be caught sleeping on the job.

That depends on how much fine scotch you share.

 

[DaTT]

That depends on how much fine scotch you share.

I always share my scotch...however, if any sort of mix goes near it, you might be down a thumb.

 

[jlee]

I always share my scotch...however, if any sort of mix goes near it, you might be down a thumb.

People use mixers with scotch?

A little part of me has died today.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Hello.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

A nun with a gun.

If you knew how to properly wield a ruler you wouldn't need a gun.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Some of my most draconian punishments have come at the hand of overbearing AT garage moderators.

May you rule long with an feathery club.

 

[BurnItDwn]

"Fine Scotch" ? Is that what yall call Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky?

Also, since all Canadians know each other, can you ask them when they plan to export it to the USA, or at least when It'll be sold in Ontario so I only need to drive 6-7 hours to Windsor to pick up a case to bring back home?