Zuckerberg sues Meta!

[pmv]

Poor bastard. I wonder if there's a "Donald Trump" or "Elon Musk" out there somewhere?

Mark Zuckerberg sues Meta - but he's not who you think

Mark Zuckerberg - not that one - is suing Meta, the owner of Facebook. After years of putting up with people mistaking him for the founder of Facebook, the Indiana bankruptcy lawyer has had enough. Between 2022 and 2025, Mr Zuckerberg paid over $11,000 (£8,160) to Meta to advertise his law...

uk.yahoo.com

 

[Kaido]

My name is Alexa and I loved it until Amazon's smart assistant came along and ruined it

Alexa was a great name until Amazon's smart assistant came along. I've heard all the jokes and beg people not to ask me about the weather.

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[BoomerD]

My name is Alexa and I loved it until Amazon's smart assistant came along and ruined it

Alexa was a great name until Amazon's smart assistant came along. I've heard all the jokes and beg people not to ask me about the weather.

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We had neighbors in CA whose daughter's name was Alexa. She had to have been born in the 80s or early 90s. Haven't seen her or them in over 12 years...long before Amazon's Alexa became a thing.

 

[Red Squirrel]

NGL if I was in that situation I would just embrace it, there's really not much you can do but have fun and laugh about it. As a side note imagine being named Alexa in a household that also has an Alexa. "Alexa can you take the garbage out?" "I'm sorry, I cannot do that" "No not you, the human!".

 

[Kaido]

NGL if I was in that situation I would just embrace it, there's really not much you can do but have fun and laugh about it. As a side note imagine being named Alexa in a household that also has an Alexa. "Alexa can you take the garbage out?" "I'm sorry, I cannot do that" "No not you, the human!".

FWIW you can change the key word, ours is "Computer" like Star Trek haha

 

[Red Squirrel]

"Computer" would be fun. Or a random girl name that is less common so you can talk about it like it's your personal nanny or something. "yeah when I get home I'll get get Abigail to schedule that in for me after I get her to double check the weather forecast."

 

[Kaido]

"Computer" would be fun. Or a random girl name that is less common so you can talk about it like it's your personal nanny or something. "yeah when I get home I'll get get Abigail to schedule that in for me after I get her to double check the weather forecast."

The voice assistants are RAPIDLY improving! Try Maya:

Sesame

app.sesame.com

 

[thestrangebrew1]

As a side note imagine being named Alexa in a household that also has an Alexa. "Alexa can you take the garbage out?" "I'm sorry, I cannot do that" "No not you, the human!".

There was a time we had an Alexa in most of our common rooms, including the kitchen. We have a niece named Alexa and during holidays when family was over, it was funny for about 10 minutes, then got annoying. I unplugged pretty much all of them.