Zoom (the movie)

[MazerRackham]

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/zoom/

I've never seen a movie with 20 or so reviews at 0% still... how many reviews can come in without a positive?

 

[Tylanner]

maybe becasue it only has brief rude humor and MILD action

 

[MustangSVT]

Originally posted by: Tylanner
maybe becasue it only has brief rude humor and MILD action

or maybe it simply sux

 

[Tylanner]

but the users are indifferent

must be from the mild action

 

[jagec]

Oh come on, even Gigli gets 6%.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

If you can overlook the snot and fart material that litters the screenplay, the grotesque product placement, along with the rancid Smash Mouth sound track, Zoom actually has a faint ability to please.

Hmm... And that was the nicest review... Maybe Tim Allen should go back to selling cocaine?

 

[cKGunslinger]

"In terms of age level, Zoom stands somewhere between Baby Geniuses and The Adventures of Pluto Nash, but it's just as bad as both of them."

 

[MazerRackham]

Originally posted by: jagec
Oh come on, even Gigli gets 6%.

LOL! Yeah that's pretty bad then... still at 0% today. SOMEONE out there has to have liked this movie (that is also a reviewer)

 

[Xyclone]

Superbabies 2 also got 0% after 35 reviews... it's so embarrasing! :laugh:

EDIT: So did Pinnochio (2002 version).

 

[SpanishFry]

Originally posted by: Tylanner
maybe becasue it only has brief rude humor and MILD action

I need help. I was trying to figure out what the D stood for in MILD.

Mom, I'd like to......


:frown:

 

[monk3y]

0% is definately impressive.

 

[veggz]

Hahahaha that's pretty funny.. still at 0

 

[Sphexi]

In terms of age level, Zoom stands somewhere between Baby Geniuses and The Adventures of Pluto Nash, but it's just as bad as both of them.

Why do they have to hate on Pluto Nash, I thought that was a halfway decent flick?

 

[BrokenVisage]

ROFL! I saw the comercial for this a couple times, it's painful to even watch the trailers.

 

[schneiderguy]

Originally posted by: Sphexi

In terms of age level, Zoom stands somewhere between Baby Geniuses and The Adventures of Pluto Nash, but it's just as bad as both of them.

Why do they have to hate on Pluto Nash, I thought that was a halfway decent flick?

:thumbsup: that movie wasnt THAT bad

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: schneiderguy

Originally posted by: Sphexi

In terms of age level, Zoom stands somewhere between Baby Geniuses and The Adventures of Pluto Nash, but it's just as bad as both of them.

Why do they have to hate on Pluto Nash, I thought that was a halfway decent flick?

:thumbsup: that movie wasnt THAT bad

I mean, the movie was bad, stupid as hell really. But Eddie Murphy is just a plain funny guy, and even in a bad movie he's worth watching.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: Sphexi

Originally posted by: schneiderguy

Originally posted by: Sphexi

In terms of age level, Zoom stands somewhere between Baby Geniuses and The Adventures of Pluto Nash, but it's just as bad as both of them.

Why do they have to hate on Pluto Nash, I thought that was a halfway decent flick?

:thumbsup: that movie wasnt THAT bad

I mean, the movie was bad, stupid as hell really. But Eddie Murphy is just a plain funny guy, and even in a bad movie he's worth watching.

*cough* The Haunted Mansion *wheeze*

 

[BoberFett]

I feel bad for Tim Allen. He can be funny, Galaxy Quest was great. He must need cash.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: jagec
Oh come on, even Gigli gets 6%.

Yeah, but they didn't get that until there were eighty or more reviews in if I remember right.

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: Xyclone
Superbabies 2 also got 0% after 35 reviews... it's so embarrasing! :laugh:

Interesting story: y'know how pot makes everything funnier? My friends and I noticed this, and we decided to watch really, really bad movies and see how much pot it would take to make each really good. The Whole Ten Yards only came in at about two and a half joints, but no amount of pot, not even with a gravity bong and a gas mask, could make Superbabies 2 amusing.

Hey, I think I just invented a new rating system!

 

[bersl2]

Originally posted by: yukichigai

Originally posted by: Xyclone
Superbabies 2 also got 0% after 35 reviews... it's so embarrasing! :laugh:

Interesting story: y'know how pot makes everything funnier? My friends and I noticed this, and we decided to watch really, really bad movies and see how much pot it would take to make each really good. The Whole Ten Yards only came in at about two and a half joints, but no amount of pot, not even with a gravity bong and a gas mask, could make Superbabies 2 amusing.

Hey, I think I just invented a new rating system!

:laugh:

 

[Praxis1452]

Originally posted by: bersl2

Originally posted by: yukichigai

Originally posted by: Xyclone
Superbabies 2 also got 0% after 35 reviews... it's so embarrasing! :laugh:

Interesting story: y'know how pot makes everything funnier? My friends and I noticed this, and we decided to watch really, really bad movies and see how much pot it would take to make each really good. The Whole Ten Yards only came in at about two and a half joints, but no amount of pot, not even with a gravity bong and a gas mask, could make Superbabies 2 amusing.

Hey, I think I just invented a new rating system!

:laugh:

LMFAO

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Up to thirty-one reviews now and still at 0%.

 

[loup garou]

Seeing the once-great Chevy Chase reduced to this bug-eyed buffoonery is sad, like watching an old man crap his pants at the grocery store.

:laugh:

 

[PlatinumGold]

hey, not the best movie ever but my six yr old (who insisted on seeing it) thought it was funny.

if she enjoyed it than it was money well spent AFAIC.