"Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude."
"When I was in 7th grade I was the fat kid in my class
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!" <---Gets me everytime...LMAO!!!
"So I was freeclimbing Mt Vesuvius, when I suddenly lost my grip, so I'm falling and falling, and then I start to think. Hey, havent you been smoking peyote for the last six days, and isnt it a possibility that this is all in your head? And it turned out I was right. I've never even been to Mt Vesuvius."