ZOMG!!!! Snooki is PREGNANT!

[HAL9000]

I'm glad I had to google who this was, my life feels better

 

[corwin]

There's something wrong with her body. I can't quite put my finger in it...

I see what you did there

Wouldn't want to put my finger in it

 

[T_Yamamoto]

I see what you did there

Wouldn't want to put my finger in it

 

[brandonb]

I put on Jersey Shore for the first time and lasted about 3 minutes before I burst into a fit of laughter. Then of course said "Who the hell would watch this crap." People need to find better hobbies.

 

[OlafSicky]

Well I guess having a baby has nothing to do with her new show ... I'm waiting for the making of tape

 

[Fritzo]

I put on Jersey Shore for the first time and lasted about 3 minutes before I burst into a fit of laughter. Then of course said "Who the hell would watch this crap." People need to find better hobbies.

Seriously. My daughter and wife love the show. I call it "TV cancer".

 

[Away]

D:

 

[QueBert]

She actually looks pretty good without makeup and the fake tans. But that whole Guidette mindset which leads to a pound of makeup and a constant fan tan totally ruins her potential.

 

[Perknose]

She's pregnant? How can you tell? D:

 

[QueBert]

She's pregnant? How can you tell? D:

she weighs about 100lbs since she's lost weight, even for ATOT's totally unrealistic standards she can't possibly be considered fat anymore. It would be easy as shit to tell if a 100lb chick's pregnant.

 

[rh71]

she got skinny just to get fat again

 

[Perknose]

she weighs about 100lbs since she's lost weight, even for ATOT's totally unrealistic standards she can't possibly be considered fat anymore. It would be easy as shit to tell if a 100lb chick's pregnant.

I haven't kept up. :sneaky:

 

[BladeVenom]

I didn't know she had that many fans here.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I put on Jersey Shore for the first time and lasted about 3 minutes before I burst into a fit of laughter. Then of course said "Who the hell would watch this crap." People need to find better hobbies.

I had the same response to it when I tried to watch a bit of an episode.

 

[Gibson486]

My fiancee watched that show. The only thing I got out of it was that Snooki was annoying and J-wow would so get plowed by me if I were drunk.

 

[broon]

I don't get why people are so fascinated by the show or people like her.

 

[sixone]

I don't get why people are so fascinated by the show or people like her.

That surprises me.

 

[manimal]

People slow down when they see an accident on the hwy.


Human nature to peek into the void.


That show IS pandoras box

Well maybe her box is pandoras box...

 

[JulesMaximus]

This just means she's going to get fat again.

 

[Fritzo]

People slow down when they see an accident on the hwy.


Human nature to peek into the void.


That show IS pandoras box

Well maybe her box is pandoras box...

Have you seen the show? It's like a guy's fantasy world.

"I work at an easy job, get paid $$$$$$$, go to a club every night, everyone wants to sleep with me, then I get up in the morning, work out, show off my abs, and repeat."

They probably make more in a day than I do in a month. That makes me sick

 

[Joseph F]

I put on Jersey Shore for the first time and lasted about 3 minutes before I burst into a fit of laughter. Then of course said "Who the hell would watch this crap." People need to find better hobbies.

I've seen bits and pieces of it, and I had the same reaction.
If I had to choose, however, I'd watch it before I'd put on Ponies. D:

Have you seen the show? It's like a guy's fantasy world.

"I work at an easy job, get paid $$$$$$$, go to a club every night, everyone wants to sleep with me, then I get up in the morning, work out, show off my abs, and repeat."

They probably make more in a day than I do in a month. That makes me sick

I think I'd get pretty tired of their life after a few days of not working a proper job.

 

[BoomerD]

1. Who the hell would have sex with that thing?

2. Has the church been alerted for a possible anti-Christ birth?
3. How much richer than me will she now be from having unprotected, unmarried sex with an unueducated, steroid-injecting looser.

Yeah, life is fair :\


http://content.usatoday.com/communi...02/fresh-buzz-snookis-pregnant/1#.T04u7YcgeR0

Sex with a Snooki? Nope...just jack off on the floor...let the flies do the rest.

 

[broon]

The best way to watch it is when it comes on the Beavis and Butthead show.

 

[Joseph F]

The best way to watch it is when it comes on the Beavis and Butthead show.

Hell yeah.

 

[QueBert]

Have you seen the show? It's like a guy's fantasy world.

"I work at an easy job, get paid $$$$$$$, go to a club every night, everyone wants to sleep with me, then I get up in the morning, work out, show off my abs, and repeat."

They probably make more in a day than I do in a month. That makes me sick

Pauly D charges $40,000 to DJ an event for 1 night. And he's does about 8 shows a month. Not even counting what MTV pays him, he's making more in a year than probably the 20 highest paid people on here combined.