ZOMG pop tarts have vitmains and minerals?

[Parasitic]

Only in America can we invent such delicious, sweet and sugary things filled with essential nutrients!

 

[Anubis]

this post angeers and confuses me

 

[skace]

How much daily SEVEN do I need?

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: skace
How much daily SEVEN do I need?

As much as you can fit in your mouth, throat and stomach without vomiting.

 

[natto fire]

Ummm, pastries were not invented in America, but I see your point with adding nutrients to something that was already invented.

 

[ViviTheMage]

mmmm ummers

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Captain Howdy
Ummm, pastries were not invented in America, but I see your point with adding nutrients to something that was already invented.

REAL pastries may not have been, but can you really consider Pop Tarts a "pastry" per se? I mean, just because it says that on the box... they had to call them SOMETHING.

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
As much as you can fit in your mouth, throat and stomach without vomiting.

Excellent. Hey....wait a second....

 

[PingSpike]

I wasn't aware dried tasteless white paste or freeze dried cardboard contained nutrients. Thanks for the heads up OP.

 

[Throckmorton]

You know cereal has fortifications too right?

 

[natto fire]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
REAL pastries may not have been, but can you really consider Pop Tarts a "pastry" per se? I mean, just because it says that on the box... they had to call them SOMETHING.

To be honest, yeah, I do consider Pop-Tarts pastries, but then again, I have been known to hate America...

edit:

Originally posted by: Throckmorton
You know cereal has fortifications too right?

I would hope that anyone could see how easy it was to inject chemicals into something you eat, and give it a fancy name to make it feel healthy. I mean, I have little faith in humanity as it is, especially as far as English speaking folk go. However, to misconstrue the meaning of "fortified" just seems silly.

 

[Colt45]

3% of daily value hardly counts.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Originally posted by: Colt45
3% of daily value hardly counts.

No way, you just need to eat 33 and 1/3 of them.