destrekor
Lifer
- Nov 18, 2005
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Well see, obviously Swine Flu won't end the world. But it's all apart of the great 2012 scheme where everything will combine to bring down the world. And we've been played.
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One of the employees of the LHC will be infected with Swine Flu. He'll sneeze a few times on his way into the facilities before donning all his special suits and equipment. Over the following weeks, more employees will get it, unsuspecting of anything devilish at play.
The little bug is going to get into the actual LHC, but not before the Sun roars into activity with a massive solar storm and solar flares of extreme proportions, which will cause electromagnetic interference in the power grid near the LHC.
The LHC will suffer from basically imperceptible brown outs. These brown outs will cause cascading failures which will result in the shut down of the LHC once again.
But not before various atoms and atom particles were smashed into the influenza hanging around. A few other atoms will smash in the immediate vicinity that results in a micro blackhole.
This blackhole will suck up the Swine Flu/random atom combo.
By chance, immediately after the plug will be pulled, unsuspected of what just occurred. When the LHC is started up again, things will start colliding again.
Though this time, certain doom has become real - the micro blackhole actually spat out the influenza/particle combo, and it's a bit jumbled up, not quite looking like a virus.
It found its way to the part of the LHC that spits out the particles to be collided, and it gets attached to one of the particles shot out.
It is smashed once again, but the jumbled virus gets split in the process, one part attaching to another atom particle.
These two halves are benign alone. At the end of the day, the particle dust has settled, but these two halves linger in the LHC. Another day of collisions sends them whirling around in the chambers again, and they happen to collide into each other in the fray.
Now recombined, it is once again a whole new jumbled mess. It'll more resemble a bacterium spore than a virus, but contact with water vapor will send the bug roaring to life as it evolves instantly into something never been imagined.
Four days later, the bug has multiplied, and found its way out of the chambers of the LHC. In the meantime, the families of the LHC employees wonder where their loved ones are.
The next morning, they find the LHC facilities barren, no trace of bodies. Three days later, Europe has fallen.
One week later, all but a few lives have been spared around the globe. These few individuals had an active tetanus infection that fought off the viral zombification.
While the zombies aren't dead, they aren't quite alive anymore either. The virus replicates at such an insane rate inside their tissues, that the tissues get overcrowded and cell function is hampered. The brain is first to essentially rot to a pitiful comparison of its former size, though all organs and tissues wither, though only enough to provide space for the virus.
The body changes drastically inside, and the same nutrients are no longer required in the same levels, and some not at all. Though, they are hungry.
These zombies aren't hunting brains, however, but rather - the infected dead. These are the worst kind of zombies - fast, and smart, and have a requirement to maintain one unique human trait - they kill each other. But not for petty issues, rather, for the byproduct of death.
See, when the infected die, the virus seeks escape, but once having been acting as tissue of sorts for the infected, it has undergone changes. The viral cells squeeze out of the skin, in a dark red, gel-like substance. It thickens greatly as it remains exposed to the atmosphere, and encapsulates the body, over time mummifying the corpse.
The zombies crave that fresh gel, before it becomes a hard crust, as the single necessary food source.
Though, inside the fresh corpse, the active infectious virus still resides as well. For the zombies, the infectious agent is consumed by the body as an energy reserve during periods without food. Think fat stores.
The zombies, however, know that ultimately this practice of killing each other for food will be the cause of their own destruction, but it won't stop them entirely. Rather, for sport and a fresh taste from time to time, they can infect any other animal species through biting.
See, after the initial recombination and multiplications, was the only time the virus was able to survive in the air. Once that initial pathogen found the LHC personnel as hosts, it mutated and requires active transmission from host to host, by means of blood.
Following active infection, the body begins to constantly produce small quantities of blood in the mouth, and a zombie has to bite to spread the virus, which is the sole reason the virus remains active in the body once the body has transformed.
Surprisingly, as the DNA is only slightly mutated, reproduction remains the same, and the offspring are normal humans. The parents will bite the child as soon as they feel it can survive the process.
However, bodies of various animals litter the Earth, though as stated earlier, the zombies actively seek each other as the primary means of nutrition, with other animals as simply providing a fresh taste from time to time.
At times, more corpses exist than the hungry. The gel that forms on the bodies will turn into a thick, almost crust-like substance.
In late December of 2012, the aliens will return. This will be about two years since the LHC event.
See, the aliens caused all of this. This was their game all along. They seed solar systems all over the universe, in hopes that eventually a species that genetically has what they might refer to as the X-factor, the willingness to keep killing one another - it was a trait necessary to ensure they could have adequate supplies of the key resource.
That key resource is the remains on the corpses of the infected. They've intervened at various times in history, and have laid little pieces of candy here and there to get the inquisitive minds reeling. They introduced influenza forever ago knowing that high-energy impacts with certain mutations would yield their favorite little bug, which leads to zombification and, ultimately, the best safe energy source their galactic civilization has ever encountered.
It isn't certain whether they use it directly or use it to help fuel production of other energy products, but the aliens did it.
Their most influential venture into the history of mankind was in the Mayan period. And their super smart brains calculated that there were a few probable periods they should check up on the progress of man from there on out, knowing their stew would boil soon.
At the end of every baktun, they would covertly visit and judge the progress.
The aliens played us as fools.
We're doomed men. Dooooooooooomed I say!
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One of the employees of the LHC will be infected with Swine Flu. He'll sneeze a few times on his way into the facilities before donning all his special suits and equipment. Over the following weeks, more employees will get it, unsuspecting of anything devilish at play.
The little bug is going to get into the actual LHC, but not before the Sun roars into activity with a massive solar storm and solar flares of extreme proportions, which will cause electromagnetic interference in the power grid near the LHC.
The LHC will suffer from basically imperceptible brown outs. These brown outs will cause cascading failures which will result in the shut down of the LHC once again.
But not before various atoms and atom particles were smashed into the influenza hanging around. A few other atoms will smash in the immediate vicinity that results in a micro blackhole.
This blackhole will suck up the Swine Flu/random atom combo.
By chance, immediately after the plug will be pulled, unsuspected of what just occurred. When the LHC is started up again, things will start colliding again.
Though this time, certain doom has become real - the micro blackhole actually spat out the influenza/particle combo, and it's a bit jumbled up, not quite looking like a virus.
It found its way to the part of the LHC that spits out the particles to be collided, and it gets attached to one of the particles shot out.
It is smashed once again, but the jumbled virus gets split in the process, one part attaching to another atom particle.
These two halves are benign alone. At the end of the day, the particle dust has settled, but these two halves linger in the LHC. Another day of collisions sends them whirling around in the chambers again, and they happen to collide into each other in the fray.
Now recombined, it is once again a whole new jumbled mess. It'll more resemble a bacterium spore than a virus, but contact with water vapor will send the bug roaring to life as it evolves instantly into something never been imagined.
Four days later, the bug has multiplied, and found its way out of the chambers of the LHC. In the meantime, the families of the LHC employees wonder where their loved ones are.
The next morning, they find the LHC facilities barren, no trace of bodies. Three days later, Europe has fallen.
One week later, all but a few lives have been spared around the globe. These few individuals had an active tetanus infection that fought off the viral zombification.
While the zombies aren't dead, they aren't quite alive anymore either. The virus replicates at such an insane rate inside their tissues, that the tissues get overcrowded and cell function is hampered. The brain is first to essentially rot to a pitiful comparison of its former size, though all organs and tissues wither, though only enough to provide space for the virus.
The body changes drastically inside, and the same nutrients are no longer required in the same levels, and some not at all. Though, they are hungry.
These zombies aren't hunting brains, however, but rather - the infected dead. These are the worst kind of zombies - fast, and smart, and have a requirement to maintain one unique human trait - they kill each other. But not for petty issues, rather, for the byproduct of death.
See, when the infected die, the virus seeks escape, but once having been acting as tissue of sorts for the infected, it has undergone changes. The viral cells squeeze out of the skin, in a dark red, gel-like substance. It thickens greatly as it remains exposed to the atmosphere, and encapsulates the body, over time mummifying the corpse.
The zombies crave that fresh gel, before it becomes a hard crust, as the single necessary food source.
Though, inside the fresh corpse, the active infectious virus still resides as well. For the zombies, the infectious agent is consumed by the body as an energy reserve during periods without food. Think fat stores.
The zombies, however, know that ultimately this practice of killing each other for food will be the cause of their own destruction, but it won't stop them entirely. Rather, for sport and a fresh taste from time to time, they can infect any other animal species through biting.
See, after the initial recombination and multiplications, was the only time the virus was able to survive in the air. Once that initial pathogen found the LHC personnel as hosts, it mutated and requires active transmission from host to host, by means of blood.
Following active infection, the body begins to constantly produce small quantities of blood in the mouth, and a zombie has to bite to spread the virus, which is the sole reason the virus remains active in the body once the body has transformed.
Surprisingly, as the DNA is only slightly mutated, reproduction remains the same, and the offspring are normal humans. The parents will bite the child as soon as they feel it can survive the process.
However, bodies of various animals litter the Earth, though as stated earlier, the zombies actively seek each other as the primary means of nutrition, with other animals as simply providing a fresh taste from time to time.
At times, more corpses exist than the hungry. The gel that forms on the bodies will turn into a thick, almost crust-like substance.
In late December of 2012, the aliens will return. This will be about two years since the LHC event.
See, the aliens caused all of this. This was their game all along. They seed solar systems all over the universe, in hopes that eventually a species that genetically has what they might refer to as the X-factor, the willingness to keep killing one another - it was a trait necessary to ensure they could have adequate supplies of the key resource.
That key resource is the remains on the corpses of the infected. They've intervened at various times in history, and have laid little pieces of candy here and there to get the inquisitive minds reeling. They introduced influenza forever ago knowing that high-energy impacts with certain mutations would yield their favorite little bug, which leads to zombification and, ultimately, the best safe energy source their galactic civilization has ever encountered.
It isn't certain whether they use it directly or use it to help fuel production of other energy products, but the aliens did it.
Their most influential venture into the history of mankind was in the Mayan period. And their super smart brains calculated that there were a few probable periods they should check up on the progress of man from there on out, knowing their stew would boil soon.
At the end of every baktun, they would covertly visit and judge the progress.
The aliens played us as fools.
We're doomed men. Dooooooooooomed I say!
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