Zombie Dogs Created......

fuzzybabybunny

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Soooo... they're not really zombies. They're brought back to fully functioning life after suspended animation (which is clinically considered 'death'). By the article's title and "eerie zombie dogs" I thought they reanimated a corpse into some kind of lumbering brain damaged meatbag.
 

Reel

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Pet Sematary was scary as hell. These scientists need to learn their lesson.
 

Gooberlx2

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hmmmm someone posted a video awhile back all about russian experiments with reanimating dead dogs. they had it so a severed head, hooked to circulatory/respiratory machines, would react reflexively to touch, light and try to gulp air. It was kinda sad to watch but incredibly interesting.
 

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Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
hmmmm someone posted a video awhile back all about russian experiments with reanimating dead dogs. they had it so a severed head, hooked to circulatory/respiratory machines, would react reflexively to touch, light and try to gulp air. It was kinda sad to watch but incredibly interesting.

That just put a cold sinking feeling in my gut.
 

gwrober

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Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
hmmmm someone posted a video awhile back all about russian experiments with reanimating dead dogs. they had it so a severed head, hooked to circulatory/respiratory machines, would react reflexively to touch, light and try to gulp air. It was kinda sad to watch but incredibly interesting.

Ugh. I wanna see...
 

Aikouka

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Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
Soooo... they're not really zombies. They're brought back to fully functioning life after suspended animation (which is clinically considered 'death'). By the article's title and "eerie zombie dogs" I thought they reanimated a corpse into some kind of lumbering brain damaged meatbag.

What about fuzzyzombiebunnies? :Q
 

UNCjigga

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These quacks have no problem with funding, but we still can't get real stem cell research off the ground in this country? WTF?
 

fuzzybabybunny

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Originally posted by: Aikouka
Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
Soooo... they're not really zombies. They're brought back to fully functioning life after suspended animation (which is clinically considered 'death'). By the article's title and "eerie zombie dogs" I thought they reanimated a corpse into some kind of lumbering brain damaged meatbag.

What about fuzzyzombiebunnies? :Q

Wahhhhh!!!!
 

krunchykrome

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It's very interesting and exciting, but it's also a bit creepy; especially the thought of bringing soilders back to life.
 

Triumph

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Originally posted by: KhoiFather
Better go buy a survival guide!

I'm reading my Zombie Survival Guide right now at work. Unfortunately it only talks about human zombies, I guess dog zombies will be in the next edition. Who knows, maybe dog zombies only hunger for dog brains?
 

Triumph

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Pittsburgh's Safar Centre for Resuscitation Research has developed a technique in which subject's veins are drained of blood and filled with an ice-cold salt solution.

Hahahaha, man, Pittsburgh really is like the zombie Mecca. Not only do they have a history of zombie attacks, they're also leading the research in creating zombies???
 

AnitaPeterson

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I can't believe it, frankly.

This must the the Aussie equivalent of "The Onion" or "Weekly World News" - there are important details missing exactly where they shouldn't.

Especially the part about humans.

I call shens.
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson
I can't believe it, frankly.

This must the the Aussie equivalent of "The Onion" or "Weekly World News" - there are important details missing exactly where they shouldn't.

Especially the part about humans.

I call shens.

I can believe it, but these animals never died. Scientists know about suspended animation and that's a more easily reached goal that post-mortem revival.

However; if this is proven and works for people; the biggest benefit would be difficult high mortality surgery. Putting them in this state at time of injury or prior to operation would be beneficial.
 

RaiderJ

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Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
hmmmm someone posted a video awhile back all about russian experiments with reanimating dead dogs. they had it so a severed head, hooked to circulatory/respiratory machines, would react reflexively to touch, light and try to gulp air. It was kinda sad to watch but incredibly interesting.

I posted that link... it was especially creepy for me because that dog looked almost exactly like my dog.
 

EGGO

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Isn't this really old? *checks date* Yeah, I remember showing this article to my ex trying to scare her. :p
 
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Wait a minute. They gave them 100% oxygen? Wasn't there a topic sometime back that said that oxygen was what caused the cells to die when an almost dead person is given things like CPR?
 

James Bond

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Originally posted by: tenshodo13
Wait a minutes. They gave them 1000% oxygen? Wasn't there a topic sometime back that said tha oxygen was what caused the cells to die when an almost dead person is given things like CPR?

Yeah, so that is kinda odd.