quackagator
Senior member
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
ball
headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The
ball hit
one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,
fell
to the ground and proceeded to roll round in agony. The woman rushed
down to
the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be
all
right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in
obvious
agony, lying in the fetal position,
still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence,
however,
he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid
them
to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She
administered
tender and artful massage for several long moments asked, "How does
that
feel?" He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like
hell."
ball
headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The
ball hit
one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,
fell
to the ground and proceeded to roll round in agony. The woman rushed
down to
the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be
all
right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in
obvious
agony, lying in the fetal position,
still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence,
however,
he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid
them
to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She
administered
tender and artful massage for several long moments asked, "How does
that
feel?" He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like
hell."
