Zero to Death is 8 seconds

[GasX]

Dateline: Amarillo, TX

In a horrible tragedy last night, the Bullriding world was brought to its knees when hometown boy, Clint Ramsey, was fatally injured in a bullriding accident that is already being called the longest 8 seconds in history. Rodeo organizers have begun an investigation into the cause of the bull's rampage. Rodeo clown, Buck Henderson, was quoted as saying, "I couldn't imagine what set that Bull off like that. I have never seen a Bull go into the red zone that quickly. My heart goes out to his wife and 6 kids."

Rodeo Footage

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[Mucho]

Maybe the bull's balls was tied too tight.

 

[Patt]

Not exactly tasteful putting a cartoon with a story of tragedy like that ...

 

[purbeast0]

yah thats pretty sad, but i mean what the hell do they expect when tying up a half ton animal's balls tight as possible? to be happy?

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: Patt
Not exactly tasteful putting a cartoon with a story of tragedy like that ...

Originally posted by: purbeast0
yah thats pretty sad, but i mean what the hell do they expect when tying up a half ton animal's balls tight as possible? to be happy?

owned

 

[Lazy8s]

I feel bad for the family but seriously, it's like the Running of the Bulls. If you play with fire you're gonna get burned. It's like feeling bad for the family of a base jumper that fell to their death. It sucks....that their dad was dumb enough to do something like that.

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: Lazy8s
I feel bad for the family but seriously, it's like the Running of the Bulls. If you play with fire you're gonna get burned. It's like feeling bad for the family of a base jumper that fell to their death. It sucks....that their dad was dumb enough to do something like that.

owned fo shizzle

 

[CrackRabbit]

I see 5 rather dense people in this thread...
And one guy who is downright retarded.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

That clown is kinda creepy.... i bet those kids will not be going to the circus anytime soon.

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Dateline: Amarillo, TX

In a horrible tragedy last night, the Bullriding world was brought to its knees when hometown boy, Clint Ramsey, was fatally injured in a bullriding accident that is already being called the longest 8 seconds in history. Rodeo organizers have begun an investigation into the cause of the bull's rampage. Rodeo clown, Buck Henderson, was quoted as saying, "I couldn't imagine what set that Bull off like that. I have never seen a Bull go into the red zone that quickly. My heart goes out to his wife and 6 kids."

Rodeo Footage

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well GEE I dunno... getting on a wild bull and letting its get pissed and try to get you off its back..
I dunno.. man.. I think these guys are all as dumb as rocks in a quarry..

Darwin +1

and I was Born and Raised in Texas (rodeo country USA) and still dont get this crap..

 

[erikistired]

am i the only one who thinks this was a joke/parody/whatever post and not real?

...

 

[Demon-Xanth]

And the ownership continues.

 

[erikistired]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
I see 4 rather dense people in this thread...

i see a thread full of retards. dense is too nice a word.

 

[Lazy8s]

So the pic isn't the rodeo vid. I saw it before I posted. I guess I figured no one would be dumb enough to make a story like this up. It isn't a parody or funny in any way. The pic is maybe a little funny but how does it enhance the joke of a fake news story...

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: fisher

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
I see 4 rather dense people in this thread...

i see a thread full of retards. dense is too nice a word.

No the Dense/Dumb guy is the moron on the wild bull...

I work a real job.. and If I had a wife and 6 SIX MF kids.. I sure as hell would be smart enough to quit risking my life and health everyday...

dumb Mother Trucker was the one on the bull!

 

[gigapet]

bullriding is the most retarded "sport" i've ever seen on tv.

On espn they some sort of X-factor which rates each ride based on spinning and bucking. They have meters and everything. Its retarded.

Also the announcer one said "[bullsname] really knows this game, he knows what techniques work" Excuse me but no....its a bull.....the bull doesnt have the brain capacity to understand the "game" and strategize...the bull knows it is in pain and there is a jackass on its back and it wants to be left the fvck alone.

Stupid sport for stupid people.

/rant.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: CVSiN

Originally posted by: fisher

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
I see 4 rather dense people in this thread...

i see a thread full of retards. dense is too nice a word.

No the Dense/Dumb guy is the moron on the wild bull...

I work a real job.. and If I had a wife and 6 SIX MF kids.. I sure as hell would be smart enough to quit risking my life and health everyday...

dumb Mother Trucker was the one on the bull!

But what about the clown?! smoking cigarettes is dumber than bull riding IMO

:beer:

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: CVSiN

Originally posted by: fisher

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
I see 4 rather dense people in this thread...

i see a thread full of retards. dense is too nice a word.

No the Dense/Dumb guy is the moron on the wild bull...

I work a real job.. and If I had a wife and 6 SIX MF kids.. I sure as hell would be smart enough to quit risking my life and health everyday...

dumb Mother Trucker was the one on the bull!

This story is f-a-k-e.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: gigapet
bullriding is the most retarded "sport" i've ever seen on tv.

On espn they some sort of X-factor which rates each ride based on spinning and bucking. They have meters and everything. Its retarded.

Also the announcer one said "[bullsname] really knows this game, he knows what techniques work" Excuse me but no....its a bull.....the bull doesnt have the brain capacity to understand the "game" and strategize...the bull knows it is in pain and there is a jackass on its back and it wants to be left the fvck alone.

Stupid sport for stupid people.

/rant.

Actually bulls are rated. The higher rated bulls are worth more because they perform. When a rider gets on a bull, the higher rated ones are likely to give them a higher score, but at the same time they're more likely to get tossed. It's kinda like gambling. You want to go big, but not TOO big.

 

[erikistired]

Originally posted by: CVSiN

Originally posted by: fisher

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
I see 4 rather dense people in this thread...

i see a thread full of retards. dense is too nice a word.

No the Dense/Dumb guy is the moron on the wild bull...

I work a real job.. and If I had a wife and 6 SIX MF kids.. I sure as hell would be smart enough to quit risking my life and health everyday...

dumb Mother Trucker was the one on the bull!

IT'S NOT REAL IDIOT.

let's say you thought "hey it could be true" try google. if someone died on a bull it's going to be reported somewhere. or you could keep on saying "this guy is retarded, not me! he rode a bull!!"

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: gigapet
bullriding is the most retarded "sport" i've ever seen on tv.

On espn they some sort of X-factor which rates each ride based on spinning and bucking. They have meters and everything. Its retarded.

Also the announcer one said "[bullsname] really knows this game, he knows what techniques work" Excuse me but no....its a bull.....the bull doesnt have the brain capacity to understand the "game" and strategize...the bull knows it is in pain and there is a jackass on its back and it wants to be left the fvck alone.

Stupid sport for stupid people.

/rant.

Actually bulls are rated. The higher rated bulls are worth more because they perform. When a rider gets on a bull, the higher rated ones are likely to give them a higher score, but at the same time they're more likely to get tossed. It's kinda like gambling. You want to go big, but not TOO big.

i never doubted that bulls were rated. But bulls don't perform better because they understand the game and can use reason to use certain tactics to perform better.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: CVSiN

Originally posted by: fisher

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
I see 4 rather dense people in this thread...

i see a thread full of retards. dense is too nice a word.

No the Dense/Dumb guy is the moron on the wild bull...

I work a real job.. and If I had a wife and 6 SIX MF kids.. I sure as hell would be smart enough to quit risking my life and health everyday...

dumb Mother Trucker was the one on the bull!

Nominated for Self Pwnage of the year.

 

[xeno2060]

Bwahahahahahaha!!! I smacked one one these Big Boys in the Nads with a wrist rocket, ever see a Bull Climb a tree.:Q

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: fisher

Originally posted by: CVSiN

Originally posted by: fisher

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
I see 4 rather dense people in this thread...

i see a thread full of retards. dense is too nice a word.

No the Dense/Dumb guy is the moron on the wild bull...

I work a real job.. and If I had a wife and 6 SIX MF kids.. I sure as hell would be smart enough to quit risking my life and health everyday...

dumb Mother Trucker was the one on the bull!

IT'S NOT REAL IDIOT.

let's say you thought "hey it could be true" try google. if someone died on a bull it's going to be reported somewhere. or you could keep on saying "this guy is retarded, not me! he rode a bull!!"

Then why not post a freaking YAJT on it...
I'm not gonna click an unknown link at work.. if its a joke so be it..
but some of us are on WEBSENSE and can get fired for even clicking any old link..

so if its a joke thread its in poor taste anyway...

either way Bullriders are freaking morons..

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: Patt
Not exactly tasteful putting a cartoon with a story of tragedy like that ...

Originally posted by: purbeast0
yah thats pretty sad, but i mean what the hell do they expect when tying up a half ton animal's balls tight as possible? to be happy?

owned

u mean pwned lol