Ze goggles, zey do nothing

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magreen

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"Beer goggles" is a popular English language slang term to describe a common theory that the more alcohol consumed by the participant, the higher the attractiveness of the observed face of the opposite sex.
Umm, I think beer goggles don't just affect attractiveness of faces. Flawed study. Time to fund a new one!

Guess they gotta do it in America to get it right. Plus, the drink warm beer in England. Invalidates the results. Silly English.
 

CrackRabbit

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This study is flawed, beer goggles has everything to do with wanting to get laid and nothing to do with looking at pictures.
 

RoloMather

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Beer just makes you fuk them even if they're ugly.

Hey, ugly girls got to have something going on for them. . .
 

Red Dawn

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It's not that they look better the more beer you drink, it's that you don't care.
 

mxyzptlk

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Originally posted by: magreen
"Beer goggles" is a popular English language slang term to describe a common theory that the more alcohol consumed by the participant, the higher the attractiveness of the observed face of the opposite sex.
Umm, I think beer goggles don't just affect attractiveness of faces. Flawed study. Time to fund a new one!

Guess they gotta do it in America to get it right. Plus, the drink warm beer in England. Invalidates the results. Silly English.

flawed study for sure, beer goggles is about lowered inhibitions that would have otherwise prevented you from shagging some hambeast, not how you feel about pictures of women on a page. If anything, I'd say that a properly lubricated tongue is just letting these guys be more honest about how they feel about the pics. Sort of like how if some homely girl posted her pic online, people would be more likely to call her ugly from the safety of an anonymous web forum* than they might if they were face to face.

Replace "from the safety of an anonymous web forum" with "after drinking a gallon of liquor" and you've got the results of this study.

*white knights not included..
 

GagHalfrunt

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It depends HOW drunk you are. After two or three beers a normal guy thinks he's gods gift to women and an 8 or a 9 is beneath him. After several more beers he'll hit anything that moves.
 

flyboy84

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Originally posted by: mxyzptlk
Originally posted by: magreen
"Beer goggles" is a popular English language slang term to describe a common theory that the more alcohol consumed by the participant, the higher the attractiveness of the observed face of the opposite sex.
Umm, I think beer goggles don't just affect attractiveness of faces. Flawed study. Time to fund a new one!

Guess they gotta do it in America to get it right. Plus, the drink warm beer in England. Invalidates the results. Silly English.

flawed study for sure, beer goggles is about lowered inhibitions that would have otherwise prevented you from shagging some hambeast, not how you feel about pictures of women on a page. If anything, I'd say that a properly lubricated tongue is just letting these guys be more honest about how they feel about the pics. Sort of like how if some homely girl posted her pic online, people would be more likely to call her ugly from the safety of an anonymous web forum* than they might if they were face to face.

Replace "from the safety of an anonymous web forum" with "after drinking a gallon of liquor" and you've got the results of this study.

*white knights not included..

Think you nailed it
 
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Scientists don't go to bars do they?

When you're drunk your discretion is harmed. You know she's ugly. You just don't care. It's not rocket science. I hope they get their grant pulled.
 
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