"Yup Welding is as eay as putting lettus on a big mac. Idiot.

[Corn]

Origin of quote.

Oh the delicious irony. I see unskilled labor in someone's future.......

On the advice of BBD, I've decided not to allow these morons and their mindless insults to run me outta this forum. Instead, mods willing, I will amuse you with the occasional gem I may come across.


Bon Appetite!

 

[smashp]

So Corn, do you agree or disagree with my Sarcasm

 

[Corn]

Corn Tip®: If you are going to step out on that "calling someone an idiot" limb, compose your insults in a grammar and spell checking word processor.

 

[Tab]

I am so jealous of Corn's Signature.

Dear Corn,

How should I get some bastards pissed off at me and get a damn cool signature like that?

-TabbyT

 

[DealMonkey]

Originally posted by: Tabb
I am so jealous of Corn's Signature.

Dear Corn,

How should I get some bastards pissed off at me and get a damn cool signature like that?

-TabbyT

Just be an a**hole like Corn, and it'll come naturally

 

[smashp]

Originally posted by: Corn
Corn Tip®: If you are going to step out on that "calling someone an idiot" limb, compose your insults in a grammar and spell checking word processor.

If I wanted to have a comment analyzed for its Grammatical content and Proper Spelling, I woldnt seek advice from someone whose User name is that of something Contained in My Sh!t.

 

[Corn]

How should I get some bastards pissed off at me and get a damn cool signature like that?

My dear, gentle, Tabb.

The solution to your query is simple: One merely has to reply in a thread bashing the "rich" that one believes that the poor should also have to pay their "fair share" of taxes.

 

[CanOWorms]

Originally posted by: smashp

Originally posted by: Corn
Corn Tip®: If you are going to step out on that "calling someone an idiot" limb, compose your insults in a grammar and spell checking word processor.

If I wanted to have a comment analyzed for its Grammatical content and Proper Spelling, I woldnt seek advice from someone whose User name is that of something Contained in My Sh!t.

Is there a reason why you're randomly capitalizing the first letter of words there? (just wondering)

 

[Moonbeam]

I fail to see how you were insulted by a statement made by somebody in a thread you didn't post in. Looked to me like idiot refereed to Nato who can't spell truely vary truly, I'm afraid, and to which I find little issue.

Perhaps, if you wanted to make your thread interesting, rather than some vague reflection of some inferiority you feel needs protecting, you could come out and address the issue in the open. Lets see:

Corn: "On the advice of BBD, I've decided not to allow these morons and their mindless insults to run me outta this forum."

(How did the insult apply or affect you? Why was it an issue? Why moronic, make a case?. Why run from the forum in the face of stuff like that?)

"Instead, mods willing, I will amuse you with the occasional gem I may come across."

(Maybe you need to take it to a gemologist in case you're talking glass.) (Why is this a gem?) (Make a case.)

Remember that even though you feel bad, the feeling isn't real (truth). It's only a lie you were sold.
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It won't be too long what with Moore's law when the robots take over and nobody will have a job. We'll all be monkeys then. We'll all be wondering more then, what's the meaning of life.

 

[Corn]

If I wanted to have a comment analyzed for its Grammatical content and Proper Spelling, I woldnt seek advice from someone whose User name is that of something Contained in My Sh!t.

Kind sir, you do wound me with such vile language. Please understand that normally I ignore the occasional grammatical/spelling gaff, for we are, after all, human. Your "comment" was merely noted for its irony. One other thing you might consider is that you didn't seek my advice, yet I offered it anyway. I'm kinda funny like that.

Also, I imagine that my choice of forum alias might have something to do with the intrinsic properties in corn that allow it to not get "mixed" in with the rest of the garbage, and evacuates in nearly the same condition as it was originally ingested.

 

[Moonbeam]

If I can just get somebody else to feel worse than me, I'll be OK.

 

[Witling]

Corn, I was originally interested in this thread since I did a stint at welding. But your link to a whole thread instead of extracting the relevant quote put me off. Perhaps you should be a welder and not a writer.

 

[Corn]

I fail to see how you were insulted by a statement made by somebody in a thread you didn't post in.

I fail to see where I might have implied I was insulted by a statement made by somebody in a thread I didn't post in. Perhaps you might wish to elaborate?

In any event Moonie, why did you not give dear smashp the whole "you insult someone because you feel you are the worst ever" speech?

Looked to me like idiot refereed to Nato who can't spell truely vary truly, I'm afraid, and to which I find little issue.

Oh, so smashp could see into the future and intentionally misspelled for sarcastic effect, I see. Pardon me if I seem to be a little slow. You see, yesterday I hitched a ride with the turnips, but the truck hit a bump and I fell off and hit my head.

(How did the insult apply or affect you? Why was it an issue? Why moronic, make a case?. Why run from the forum in the face of stuff like that?)

Ummm, didn't you, sort of, already make this query?

Ok, I guess you must have recently forgot about Chess9's recent thread lamenting over the rampant insults, and how it debases the forum, and generally lowers the quality of the discussion.

Well, yesterday I had merely stated something similar. It's not so much that I felt "insulted", nearly that those who complain loudest about insults don't appear to be policing "their side", thus nothing has really changed, and the conversation IMHO has grown repetitive and tiresome. Hence, my desire to leave for greener pastures, like over to the video forum.

Of course that "threat" was made merely for effect, and I never intended to actually leave. Probably as disappointing to some as the thought of me actually leaving was to others.

 

[LunarRay]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
If I can just get somebody else to feel worse than me, I'll be OK.

Me thinks it is evident that the Big Mac dresser is feeling worse today knowing he has sunk to the level of the welder. At least he knew he had a job serving to the UAW folks but, now he sees their jobs going and figures he'll be in line at Walmart's employment office soon. Could anyone feel worse than that?

 

[Moonbeam]

Whiting, I think the W word you're looking for is eneologist.

 

[Moonbeam]

Originally posted by: LunarRay

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
If I can just get somebody else to feel worse than me, I'll be OK.

Me thinks it is evident that the Big Mac dresser is feeling worse today knowing he has sunk to the level of the welder. At least he knew he had a job serving to the UAW folks but, now he sees their jobs going and figures he'll be in line at Walmart's employment office soon. Could anyone feel worse than that?

Well look at why they feel bad. Somehow they came to expect that their worthless asses were worth some money when if fact there are all those Chinese. Had they been trained from birth, like the current generation to expect nothing out of life they wouldn't feel so bad. A Mac Job is a step up for most of the world. It will all be better when everybody on earth goes to business school and gets their MBAs. Imagine the economy when everybody on earth makes half a billion. It will be paradise.