I don't giveacrap what they're really called, as I oft tell the woman while I'm laying in bed contemplating whether I want to go to classes or not, "Go make me one of those egg on toast things from that movie you like"
WIN.
Of course, the first time I said that, I immediately became concerned that there may have been another egg + toast concoction that didn't look as appetizing featured in XMen 3, or something.