Yowsers! Owen Wilson attempted suicide?

NFS4

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Never saw that one coming...

http://perezhilton.com/?p=4498

**Updated 8/28**

?Extra? has obtained the Calls for Service report from the Santa Monica Police Department, which lists the reason for the 911 call from Owen Wilson?s house as an ?attempted suicide.?

The call was received on Sunday, August 26 at 12:08:16 p.m. The incident was ?cleared? almost five hours later at 5:07:16pm.

As ?Extra? reported yesterday, sources confirmed that Wilson had indeed attempted suicide. His brother Luke found him, and he was rushed to St. John?s Hospital in Santa Monica before he was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he is listed in ?good condition.?
http://extratv.warnerbros.com/...onfirms_owen_wilso.php
 

MazerRackham

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I want to know what's up with that bat boy thing. You know, the boy who is like, um, a bat? Owen Wilson can't die because he's the only hope for people who are ugly as heck to get into Hollywood! He's like how James Blunt is to other musicians: if you can just barely make it, you might get to bone down on a supermodel (Petra Nemcova) or steal the hot wife away from a washed-up artist (Kate Hudson).
 

her209

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Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Maybe he couldn't cope with the fact that Jane Seymour's boobies were off limits in real life.
More info?
I assume he's talking about Wedding Crashers... feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.
 

Pliablemoose

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At least he didn't get all drugged up & crash a car & hurt other people or anything.

Good actors are pretty fvcked in the head in real life.
 

mooglemania85

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Me and my friends bumped into him recently. As those photos on the site reveal, he looked pretty messed up. He continually repeated that, "Love doesn't exist! That's what I'm trying to tell you guys. And I'm not picking on love, 'cause I don't think friendship exists either."

After about 5 minutes of that, for some strange reason he started an off-key rendition of The Isley Brothers "Shout!".
 

ballmode

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drives a porsche with his brother luke and buddy ben stiller

makes millions

doesnt really have to work if he doesnt want to

in shape...

still
 

biggestmuff

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Originally posted by: mooglemania85
Me and my friends bumped into him recently. As those photos on the site reveal, he looked pretty messed up. He continually repeated that, "Love doesn't exist! That's what I'm trying to tell you guys. And I'm not picking on love, 'cause I don't think friendship exists either."

After about 5 minutes of that, for some strange reason he started an off-key rendition of The Isley Brothers "Shout!".

Huh? More. How you meet him and how long did you hang with him?
 
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Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Originally posted by: mooglemania85
Me and my friends bumped into him recently. As those photos on the site reveal, he looked pretty messed up. He continually repeated that, "Love doesn't exist! That's what I'm trying to tell you guys. And I'm not picking on love, 'cause I don't think friendship exists either."

After about 5 minutes of that, for some strange reason he started an off-key rendition of The Isley Brothers "Shout!".

Huh? More. How you meet him and how long did you hang with him?

I met up with him too. He crashed a wedding I was at.
 

mooglemania85

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Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Originally posted by: mooglemania85
Me and my friends bumped into him recently. As those photos on the site reveal, he looked pretty messed up. He continually repeated that, "Love doesn't exist! That's what I'm trying to tell you guys. And I'm not picking on love, 'cause I don't think friendship exists either."

After about 5 minutes of that, for some strange reason he started an off-key rendition of The Isley Brothers "Shout!".

Huh? More. How you meet him and how long did you hang with him?

I met up with him too. He crashed a wedding I was at.

Really? By himself?

When I saw him he was all dressed up and mentioned he was on his way to attend a friend's funeral. My friends thought that was pretty messed up, since he REEKED of alcohol and looked like it had been a while since he last had a decent nights sleep.
 

TallBill

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Blah, who cares. Plenty of people "try" to kill themselves daily and we dont post those articles.
 
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Originally posted by: mooglemania85
Really? By himself?
Yeah, he was talking about how him and the guy he normally crashes with weren't getting along. He was supposed to meet up with someone afterwards...uh...Chazz Reinhold I think it was.

 

hdeck

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Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Originally posted by: mooglemania85
Me and my friends bumped into him recently. As those photos on the site reveal, he looked pretty messed up. He continually repeated that, "Love doesn't exist! That's what I'm trying to tell you guys. And I'm not picking on love, 'cause I don't think friendship exists either."

After about 5 minutes of that, for some strange reason he started an off-key rendition of The Isley Brothers "Shout!".

Huh? More. How you meet him and how long did you hang with him?

he's trying to be funny by quoting lines from wedding crashers. obviously it didn't work.