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Said 17 year old freshman, "I saw the gun, but I wasn't sure if it was a gun."
(edit: I should explain. That (or something very very very similar) was an actual quote from a student in a newspaper after one of the recent school shootings. The quote is good enough, but the fact that its a 17 year old freshman in high school just ices the cake)