You've just delivered an informative speech about chocolate.

Yzzim

Lifer
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You have discussed its calories, caffeine levels and its mood elevating properties. Wirte a good setence clincher you might use to end the speech.

I'm terrible at one liners!! This is a question that's going to be on the midterm, but I have no idea how to answer it. I could come up with something if I had too, but I thought I'd hear what you quick AT'ers had to say.

Nothing sexual ;)
 

Tominator

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Did you know the FDA sets standards for roach pieces in chocolate? It seems that roaches love chocolate and the pesticide can only be used in a limited way in places that make chocolate, so the best they can do is limit the amount of roach pieces. The measurement used is PPM! No kidding!

Did you know that no one is alergic to chocolate? Roach pieces are toxic and it is the reaction to that toxicity that cause the alergic reaction.

How informed can you stand to be?;)
 

NikPreviousAcct

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"chocolate chocolate chocolate blah blah blah sugar high blah blah blah....

<end of speech clincher>
You know you're in Brooklyn when..."

and then collect your papers and walk off the stage.

nik
 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: Tominator
Did you know the FDA sets standards for roach pieces in chocolate? It seems that roaches love chocolate and the pesticide can only be used in a limited way in places that make chocolate, so the best they can do is limit the amount of roach pieces. The measurement used is PPM! No kidding!

Did you know that no one is alergic to chocolate? Roach pieces are toxic and it is the reaction to that toxicity that cause the alergic reaction.

How informed can you stand to be?;)

Ewwww... I wonder how much it would cost to have you banned !!!!
 

Tominator

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Originally posted by: baffled2
Originally posted by: Tominator
Did you know the FDA sets standards for roach pieces in chocolate? It seems that roaches love chocolate and the pesticide can only be used in a limited way in places that make chocolate, so the best they can do is limit the amount of roach pieces. The measurement used is PPM! No kidding!

Did you know that no one is alergic to chocolate? Roach pieces are toxic and it is the reaction to that toxicity that cause the alergic reaction.

How informed can you stand to be?;)

Ewwww... I wonder how much it would cost to have you banned !!!!

I don't really know. They tried pesticide and it didn't work.....but, hey, make me an offer.

;)

OH! I though you meant Ban Deodorant!:eek: