You've Heard of the Darwin Awards, Right?

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The Stella Awards


The "Stella" awards rank up there with the Darwin awards. In 1994, a New Mexico jury
awarded $2.9 million in damages to an 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who suffered 3rd degree
burns to her legs, groin, and buttocks after spilling a cup of McDonald's coffee on herself.

This case inspired an annual award - The "Stella" Award - for the most frivolous lawsuit in the U.S.
The cases listed below are clear candidates. They are verging on the outright ridiculous and yet
(in the good old USA) with the right attorney you could win anything.

1.) January 2000: Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers
after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store.
The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the
misbehaving little snot was Mrs. Robertson's son.

2.) June 1998: A 19 year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when
his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was
someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

3.) October 1998: Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania was leaving a house he had just robbed
by way of the garage. He was unable to get the garage door open since the automatic door opener was
malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and the garage
locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation. Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage
for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found and a bag of dog food. He sued the homeowner's
insurance, claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish.
The jury agreed to the tune of half a million dollars.

This gives me a warm fuzzy feeling that this guy was inspired by the hot coffee bs.
That story really aggravated me. ;)
 

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If you bothered to read my post you would have seen the warm fuzzy was only inspired
by the coffee story even though I know the judge
significantly reduced the award.


Edit: For your edification from overlawyered.com

<<August 27-28 -- Urban legend alert: six "irresponsibility" lawsuits. Much in our inbox recently: a fast-circulating email that lists six awful-sounding damage awards (to a hubcap thief injured when the car drives off, a burglar trapped in a house who had to eat dog food, etc.). Circumstantial details such as dates, names, and places make the cases sound more real, but all signs indicate that the list is fictitious from beginning to end, reports the urban-legends site Snopes.com (Barbara Mikkelson, "Inboxer rebellion: tortuous torts"). Snopes also has posted detailed discussions of two of the other urban legends we get sent often, the "contraceptive jelly" yarn, which originated with a tabloid ("A woman sued a pharmacy from which she bought contraceptive jelly because she became pregnant even after eating the jelly (with toast)." -- "Jelly babied") and the cigar-arson fable ("A cigar aficionado insures his stogies against fire, then tries to collect from his insurance company after he smokes them." -- "Cigarson"). What we wonder is, why would people want to compile lists of made-up legal bizarreries when they can find a Vast Stockpileof all-too-real ones just by visiting this website?

NAMES IN STORIES: The never-happened stories include tales about "Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas" (trips on her toddler in furniture store); "Carl Truman of Los Angeles" (hubcap theft) "Terrence Dickson of Bristol Pennsylvania" (trapped in house), "Jerry Williams of Little Rock Arkansas" (bit by dog after shooting it with pellet gun), "Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania" (slips on drink she threw), and "Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware" (breaks teeth while sneaking through window into club). All these incidents, to repeat, appear to be completely fictitious and unrelated to any actual persons with these names. >>



 

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/warning possible hearsay ahead

i HEARD that the old lady and the hot coffee story missed an important aspect. i cant confirm this (if somebody wants to pull a link, please do) but i was told the nephew was driving the old lady and it was his first day with a stick.

/possible hearsay ends