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You're too old to be trick of treating...

XZeroII

XZeroII

Lifer
I was driving a friend home and we turn onto his street and we see a trio of girls trick or treating. I'm not talking about 8-12 year olds. They looked pretty mature.

My friend yelled out the window, "If I would be willing to have sex with you, you're too old to be trick or treating!".


I couldn't help but laugh.
 
Originally posted by: XZeroII
I was driving a friend home and we turn onto his street and we see a trio of girls trick or treating. I'm not talking about 8-12 year olds. They looked pretty mature.

My friend yelled out the window, "If I would be willing to have sex with you, you're too old to be trick or treating!".


I couldn't help but laugh.
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Were you driving at 5 mph so he could get that whole thing out?
 
My dad used to turn away "kids" every year.

We weren't allowed to do it past 10 or so.

Of course around 10 it became clear to me that buying my own candy was a far better deal than traipsing all over town for handouts.

Viper GTS
 
I'm 16 and I would be trick-or-treating should I not be sick and have 3 projects due in the first half of this week. Plus basketball starts tomorrow, gotta be healthy.
 
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: XZeroII
I was driving a friend home and we turn onto his street and we see a trio of girls trick or treating. I'm not talking about 8-12 year olds. They looked pretty mature.

My friend yelled out the window, "If I would be willing to have sex with you, you're too old to be trick or treating!".


I couldn't help but laugh.
Click to expand...

Were you driving at 5 mph so he could get that whole thing out?
Click to expand...

I slowed down, but he was yelling as we passed so they could have only heard "...I would be willing to have sex with you..."

😀
 
Originally posted by: XZeroII
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: XZeroII
I was driving a friend home and we turn onto his street and we see a trio of girls trick or treating. I'm not talking about 8-12 year olds. They looked pretty mature.

My friend yelled out the window, "If I would be willing to have sex with you, you're too old to be trick or treating!".


I couldn't help but laugh.
Click to expand...

Were you driving at 5 mph so he could get that whole thing out?
Click to expand...

I slowed down, but he was yelling as we passed so they could have only heard "...I would be willing to have sex with you..."

😀
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now THAT's funny :beer:
 
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
My dad used to turn away "kids" every year.

We weren't allowed to do it past 10 or so.

Of course around 10 it became clear to me that buying my own candy was a far better deal than traipsing all over town for handouts.

Viper GTS
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I went out trick-or-treating for quite a few years, and later I took my brother and his friends out, even if / when I didn't dress up - some of the people in my old neighborhood used to really get into halloween, and would build some neat haunted houses in their yards and garages.

Nate
 
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