You're not funny.

[Ryan]

Don't ever ask the pizza guy if he has any extra pizza for you, or any other variant of the question, if you didn't order pizza. I always want to respond with "You're only the 50th person to ask within the LAST FREAKIN HOUR, Bob Saget".

I have refined my response to "What a coincidence. I?m looking for free money. Got any?"

The More You Know

 

[imported_Mike]

So...do you have a pizza for me?

 

[RCN]

I don't ask....every once in a while the driver who lives in my neighborhood just brings me one......I kind of scared to eat them............

 

[KK]

why?

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: RCN
I don't ask....every once in a while the driver who lives in my neighborhood just brings me one......I kind of scared to eat them............

tainted pizza :Q

 

[Aimster]

If your pizza cost 10.99 and you hand the delivery driver a $20 and ask for $9 back know your number might end up on some weird classified section.

 

[RCN]

Originally posted by: Mike

Originally posted by: RCN
I don't ask....every once in a while the driver who lives in my neighborhood just brings me one......I kind of scared to eat them............

tainted pizza :Q

I'm not sure. I tip the guy well and I've fixed his car a few times but..................is the pizza special made for me or was it made for some guy that always complains and the guys at the store added the special sauce?

 

[Vinfinite]

Originally posted by: RCN
I don't ask....every once in a while the driver who lives in my neighborhood just brings me one......I kind of scared to eat them............

lol I wouldnt risk it either

 

[j00fek]

send me free pizza!

 

[Reel]

mmmm pizza. When the pizza guy comes, I like to actually pay them and be done with it. They are usually not that exciting.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: Aimster
If your pizza cost 10.99 and you hand the delivery driver a $20 and ask for $9 back know your number might end up on some weird classified section.

Are you going to bring up the one where you keyed someone's BMW because they didn't tip you?

ATOT never forgets.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: Aimster
If your pizza cost 10.99 and you hand the delivery driver a $20 and ask for $9 back know your number might end up on some weird classified section.

Are you going to bring up the one where you keyed someone's BMW because they didn't tip you?

ATOT never forgets.

oh snap!