You're a Fast food worker. Age18 Size2 female co-worker came on to you in the storage closet

[mattocs]

Originally posted by: Carbo
Size 2? I'd toss her skinny ass outside. Give me some backside I can work with.

QFT.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Does she know you wear Star Wars Underoos?

 

[S Freud]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
I had a job in fast food, and was banging the girl working the fryer.

My friends tried to tell me she was retarded, but them titties ain't retarded!

:laugh: This has to be one of the funniest things I have ever read. :thumbsup:

 

[Wuffsunie]

I'd never hit it where I worked. Too much potential for problems socially and work-wise.

 

[The Stigenator]

you are a fast food worker .. who cares.. those are dime a dozen on main street.

 

[Pepsei]

not in the storage closet...

 

[RU482]

It'd be on like Donkey Kong

 

[DeadByDawn]

I'd make a bed out of hamburger buns and hammer it.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: JEDI
Rhetorical question

18 and size 2 doesn't make someone worthwhile to screw. If it's the only way you'd get any that year though I suppose I'd have to go with it.

 

[TXHokie]

I fail to see why is this even an option.

 

[RaistlinZ]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: JEDI
Rhetorical question

18 and size 2 doesn't make someone worthwhile to screw. If it's the only way you'd get any that year though I suppose I'd have to go with it.

CONFIRMED

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: yankeesfan
pics are needed before I make my decision

Indeed.

 

[imported_elwood]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
I had a job in fast food, and was banging the girl working the fryer.

My friends tried to tell me she was retarded, but them titties ain't retarded!

Dave Attell FTW!

 

[MrPickins]

I've heard that there is no such thing as a stupid question, but I think this might be the exception to the rule.

 

[Tobolo]

Originally posted by: Carbo
Size 2? I'd toss her skinny ass outside. Give me some backside I can work with.

Heck yeah!

 

[TheNewbie]

LMAO!! As if I would ever give a fukc losing a fast food job... Unless I'm the CEO, which would anyway mean I can do whatever I want, I don't think there's any zero-brain jobs I would ever bother myself with the thought of losing it.

 

[GTaudiophile]

I have always had the policy: no sex with coworkers.

Especially in my situation when my office consists of like 10 full time workers and 3 or 4 interns.

 

[SinfulWeeper]

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
What's the worst that could happen?

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OMFG that was FTW

 

[otispunkmeyer]

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn
I'd make a bed out of hamburger buns and hammer it.

oh man i had trouble breathing there :laugh:

glad no ones in the office!