Your Worst or Crazy Neighbor Stories

[PanzerIV]

We've got a very strange guy living across the street from the beginning of our cul-de-sac. I always thought he was a bit off anyway and supposedly, according to my daughter's friend, her parents said he flipped out when he found out his wife was cheating and fired a gun in some business in a drunken rage and was locked up for a short while. If this is true I presume he's out on bail awaiting trial.

Upon his return he's grown a scraggly beard and is always outside doing I don't know what in his yard or garage. His yard and home aren't even that large so I do not see how he can find things to do out there all of the time. Sometimes we've seen him wandering around the neighborhood with a bag or just walking. I am only giving brief details but trust me the guy is odd.

A few weeks ago we noticed that this guy has a Christmas tree in his front window!! It was gone after Christmas and only recently reappeared in the window with the lights on at night. WTF?

Any good stories?

 

[Horus]

My old neighbors to the right of me lobotomized a huge pine tree in order to widen their driveway.

 

[Gurck]

My grandmother's neighbor was a nut, she put loaves & loaves of bread out every day for squirrels & pigeons. This was in a middle-class neighborhood just north of NY city, where each house had about 1/10 acre of land, so it's not like this didn't affect other people; every house within a hundred yards or so of hers was covered in pigeon shit. People tried talking with her, calling the police on her, but she just wouldn't stop.

 

[meltdown75]

When I lived in a fourplex a few years back, my upstairs neighbour was sooo wacky. She'd put on heels (you could tell by the sound they made when she was walking around) and dance around her apartment to Britney Spears music.

One time I was shoveling snow from the sidewalk and as she was walking into the building, she stopped and mentioned, "Should you not wait for landmayor?"

It was then I realized she was foreign. My wife & I nicknamed her "Dumb", ie. "Wow, Dumb's really active tonight." hehe

In the same building, the laundry was located downstairs and so was the storage rooms for each tenant. I went down to get something from storage one day and noticed another tenant doing laundry. She never waved or said hi - she was your stereotypical live-alone people-hating cat-loving middle-aged B!TCH. Well, on my way back upstairs, I accidentally flicked the basement light off (habit). Oh My God. She came storming to the stairs shouting obscenities, and no matter how profusely I apologized, from then on she was convinced I was Satan himself just because she was left in the dark for 0.33 seconds. :roll:

 

[NicColt]

One night around 2am I was awoken by my neighbors who own a chinese restaurant and could not fall back to sleep, finally got up to get a glass of milk and herd some comotion so I went out back and gently peeked over the fence and remember this is now around 2:30 am. What I saw horrified me.... they had a live full grown massive turkey and they butchered it right there on thier backyard patio.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

I was shooting hoops in front of my house and had my dog outside with me so she wouldn't be cooped up. Her leash was tied to a post in the ground and she couldnt leave the premises of our house. My across the street neighbor (has 2 kids) suddenly comes out with a BB gun rifle (looked like a shotgun -- cut me some slack i was like 12 and didnt know much about guns at the time) and she threatened to shoot my dog. Dove in front of my dog and quickly brought her inside. My mom found out and she went over to bitch out the neighbor. Apparantly the neighbor thought the dog was going to get loose and attack the kids or something. Still dont talk to the neighbors now (im 21) because of that incident.

That and the woman is damn annoying anyways.

 

[RU482]

My first house had a really narrow but deep lot. Our bedroom window was right next to the opening of the neighbors garage.
He owned an old Chevy pickup that he would go out, start up, let run, and then shut off after about 15 minutes. EVERY FVCKING MORNING @ 6:30AM
Wouldn't have minded so much if it had had, uh, an exhaust system. The wall would tremble while the truck was running.

Other than that, I'm usually the whacky neighbor

 

[krcat1]

Twice in in different apartments in different cities, I had the same problem. The upstairs neighbor, a woman, would dump the boyfriend.
The boyfriend, either drunk, high or both, come to the complex and think my door is the one to the girl's place.
The boyfriend tries to beat the door down by slamming his body against the door. I call the cops.

At one place the man did this six times befroe the cops put an end to it.

 

[Phoenix15]

We just recently moved. Our old neighbors were ok, but there kids were freaking annoying. They would come over at all hours of the day and act like there wasn't afence in between or houses. Talking to the parents did nothing. So I decided to take matters into my own hands.

There was an open air two car carport behind our house. The neighbors bought there oldest boy (about 12) one of those contraptions that is supposed to teach you how to hit a baseball. It attaches to a pole and has a 6 foot or so rope, so that when you hit it it spins around. So, of course, he attaches it to the pole in out carport.

I would be rudely awoken every Saturday at about 6:30 by him ut there whacking it. PING, PING, PING. I have an evil streak in me so I went out and loosened the bolts on the clamp. . Next Saturday I heard PING, PING, SMACK. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. The rope came off and whacked the kid in the ass. After that he never tresspassed on my property or woke up the whole neighboorhood again .

 

[MagicConch]

Yesterday morning there were 3 police cars outside my neighbor's house. Apparently their daughter has some psychological disorder where she goes nuts occasionally (I'd say every two weeks or so). She is the one who called the cops on her parents and in the end they ended carting her off instead to the looney bin. She's supposed to be back in a week or so. There are quite few more fun incidents but they are too numerous to mention.

 

[mitaiwan82]

My neighbor across the street, some 60 year old man, shot himself in the backyard. Talk about mid-life crisis...

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Phoenix15
We just recently moved. Our old neighbors were ok, but there kids were freaking annoying. They would come over at all hours of the day and act like there wasn't afence in between or houses. Talking to the parents did nothing. So I decided to take matters into my own hands.

There was an open air two car carport behind our house. The neighbors bought there oldest boy (about 12) one of those contraptions that is supposed to teach you how to hit a baseball. It attaches to a pole and has a 6 foot or so rope, so that when you hit it it spins around. So, of course, he attaches it to the pole in out carport.

I would be rudely awoken every Saturday at about 6:30 by him ut there whacking it. PING, PING, PING. I have an evil streak in me so I went out and loosened the bolts on the clamp. . Next Saturday I heard PING, PING, SMACK. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. The rope came off and whacked the kid in the ass. After that he never tresspassed on my property or woke up the whole neighboorhood again .

:laugh: oh that's sweet! :beer: - love the sound effects!

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: krcat1
Twice in in different apartments in different cities, I had the same problem. The upstairs neighbor, a woman, would dump the boyfriend.
The boyfriend, either drunk, high or both, come to the complex and think my door is the one to the girl's place.
The boyfriend tries to beat the door down by slamming his body against the door. I call the cops.

At one place the man did this six times befroe the cops put an end to it.

Rofl twice?

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: Gurck
My grandmother's neighbor was a nut, she put loaves & loaves of bread out every day for squirrels & pigeons. This was in a middle-class neighborhood just north of NY city, where each house had about 1/10 acre of land, so it's not like this didn't affect other people; every house within a hundred yards or so of hers was covered in pigeon shit. People tried talking with her, calling the police on her, but she just wouldn't stop.

yes, don't need to buy clay pigeons anymore when going out to practice shooting.

 

[Sex Smurf]

Neighbor (kid must have been in the 3rd grade or so) took a dump on my friends lawn in the middle of the day, out in the open! So my friend's dad, got a shovel, scooped it up and put it on my neighbors porch. haha.

 

[imported_Kensai]

ROFL! I love the basball thing.

 

[Sex Smurf]

Other neighbor (MILF) used to answer the door all the time wearing only her bra and panties. It was always nice to ask if her son could come out and play.

 

[awolkoff]

One night my wife heard this horrible moaning sound coming from outside our house. She was home alone and got scared so she called the cops. The cops came and investigated. It turns out the moaning was the newly divorced next door neighbor lady boning her new boyfriend in the back yard.

 

[mordantmonkey]

i used to live in an old shatty apartment. lots of people on section 8 or welfare. my neighbor down the hall was a complete drunk-he'd sleep till 4PM drink himself to sleep until 4AM.
well, one night at 3AM i hear BAM BAM...BAM!!
SHUT THE FVcK UP! i yell. i'm a mother fvcker when i wake up.
it stops for a minute, just long enough for me sto start to fall asleep.
BAM..BAM ahhhhhww!
I go out in the hall and see my drunk 4ss neighbor.
What the fvck do you think your doing!?
I lowked mahsef ouwt..
Then call the manager or sleep in the lobby till he gets back.
ohkay sawry..
20 mins later...AHHHH..Ahhhh....AWWWHHHAAA!
our doors had slats on the top half so you could slide a board down on the inside to get ventilation i guess. well this fvker had busted out all of the slats and couldn't open the door so tried to squeeze his drunk 4ss through. he got stuck and was screaming like a stuck pig cause he was stradling the door with his nuts.
so i go outside to yell and see him there.
cahn yew help me?
sure... i shove him through the door...WHAM! his head hits the hardwood floor inside and knocks him out cold.
thank god...peace and quite.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

There was a neighbor in my area, that when the roads weren't paved. Someone's horse took a dump on the road. She called EVERY house in the area with a horse, and complained. After we did get the roads paved (easy 2/3rds majority vote), she wanted to have it torn up and back to gravel. She even took it to court saying we did something illegally. The judge looked at it, said "You only needed 1/2.", and tossed it out.

Now, there's another neighbor that seems to think that there's a 35MPH in effect until the end of a freeway onramp. I'll get stuck behind this guy occasionally, and since there's no place to pass, it adds two minutes onto my commute time. If it wasn't 5AM he'd have 29 cars stacked up by the time he got to the freeway. This guy also complains that another person parks trucks on thier property, and he can see them. (he has a house on the top of a hill)

...I personally think those two need to hook up and get laid. Or pull the sticks out of eachother's asses. One of the two.

 

[DeadByDawn]

My GF (now wife), used to live in some cheaply made apartments years ago. Right below her was a married couple with a kid. Now, we weren't easedroppers, but you could just about hear anything said from the apartment below due to shoddy construction. One night we were there, and we heard screaming, crashing, banging etc. Great, they were fighting again. Then we heard the woman screaming "put down the knife, oh god, put down the knife." over and over. Followed by more crashing, etc. Well, of course we called the cops on them. Cops showed up and knocked on their door, they tried to play all lovey etc. :roll: After that we caught nothing but dirty looks from them both. I felt bad for the kid. They eventually moved out.

 

[Drakkon]

I used to live next door to these hot girls, one of which was a bi. One night bi girl comes home wth her gf (who is more lesbian and butch) and is hanging out on the back porch with me when i start to notice their both a bit plastered. For whatever reason they get over to my weight set and start messing around at the bench one spotting the other...well the bi girls gf is the spotter, she stands over her...and girl does 2-3 reps and then puts the bar up..grabs the gf's thigs...slides inbetween them...and they just start goign to town...and yeah just use your imagination from there on out...i tried to avoid butch girl and she was fine with that luckly

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
cahn yew help me?
sure... i shove him through the door...WHAM! his head hits the hardwood floor inside and knocks him out cold.
thank god...peace and quite.

ROFLMAO

 

[shimsham]

lets see. across the street we had to call the cops on the guy for snatching his wife around. the wifes sister came to our house and asked us to call the cops because the husband was fighting with the wife and wouldnt let her leave. i told my wife to not get involved since we didnt know what was really going on the sister could just be a nut and blowing it out of proportion. but when the wife tried to come outside and the husband snatched her in and slammed the door, i immediately called 911. hes not a bad guy, and was actually changing medications for something or other, but he went to jail that night.

about the only other thing thats happened was the cops swarming aroung the house behind us. a young single mother with her 7yo boy lives there. one night some kid attempted to rob the movie gallery up the street. so of course the cops, in their infinite wisdom, assumed he would run into the neighborhood(mine) directly behing the place. so we get about 30 cops and the chopper circling around. the girl behind us gets scared and calls the sherrifs dept. they tell her theyre looking for someone and to stay in the house. earlier that day, the girl was cleaning out her garage and left the door open, so she was worried he may be hinding in there, so she called them back and asked for them to come take a look. the braniacs that are our local law enforcement immediately accused her of being a suspect and threw her and her kid inthe back of a cruiser. they then proceeded to swarm around the garage, with shotguns and assault rifles, and shine the light in there on and off for about 30 mins. they were so disorganized it was pathetic. one cop had a corner of the house covered, and when he stepped around the corner, the 5 cops covering the back door of the garage all turned and pointed their guns at him. eventually the got the balls to go in the garage, after all this wasted time, and of course no one was in there. after harrassing the girl for another hour, they finally left.

i wonder how far the actual perp got after all that brilliant police work.

only other thing i can think of was one night about 1:30am i walked out to take the trash out to the street. i saw some guy at the neighbors car diagonally across the street. i stepped back on the porch and watch him from the shadows. he lifted the car handles, and then walked across the street and tried the handles on their cars. then he went back walking up the street. i snuck out to my car, which was parked on the street facing the back of the little bastard, flashed my high beams, and yelled "HEY BOY!". he took off like a shot into the woods and to the next street over. he was the typical little thug, droopy pants, hat on sideways, etc. fvking punk.

other than those few things, this neighborhood is very calm and quiet.

 

[Pantoot]

The family across the street from me has taken it upon themselves to adopt kids with abusive, or crackhead parents. Very noble.

The trouble is that they had 15 as of a week ago and are due to receive 2 more this week. 12 of the 17 are under the age of 8.