"Your Worst Moment"

[Landroval]

Another one.... my male friend had a HUGE penis sculpture (it was latex but much too large for any human to use) and lived at home. His father saw it in his room and did not approve so I was asked to "babysit" it for a while. Well, my girlfriends and I decided to cruise around and shake it at cute guys one evening and we were having a great time until a police cruiser pulled up next to us. We panicked, but the officer just gave us this weird look, I tihnk he was frightened. I put the "sculpture" on my kitchen counter (I was living in a tiny studio at that time). Within a few weeks I came home and noticed a work crew all checking me out. When I got inside I saw them outside the kitchen window and realized they had seen this giant thing on my counter.... I was too embarrassed to leave again until they went home for the day, and I left VERY early the next morning to avoid them 😱

 

[chrisms]

Originally posted by: Landroval
I was staying with a friend from college and her Brazilian husband. I was awakened by a thump in the bed (I was in my own room) and became aware that there was a man in a thong draped on me, apparently asleep. After trying unsuccessfully to wake him for about 5 min, I had to go into my friend's bedroom, wake her, and tell her her husband had sleptwalked into my bed ...

Reminds me of another one of mine..

My friends and I were all smoking pot outside at around 1am.. my grandpa was over to visit that weekend. He is an old Austrian man. Well I heard footsteps on the deck above so I went to look who it was.. it was my grandpa, nakes as can be, stretching on the porch. I guess his medication made him all hot and act wierd (we live in the suburbs too). I whispered this to my friends and, not believing me, they all saw him too.

 

[Koing]

lol @ funny moments 🙂

I have a few but they aren't great 😛

1) me and 2 friends made a video to be 'slaves' for a history assignment. We had a song and our slave gear which was bar chest and to wear towels. Well we made a nother video for an English project and we didn't rewind the video to the right bit (why didn't I check?!) and the English class saw the video and were all laughing at the site of 3 guys acting like slaves and singing 😛. Quickly rewinded to the right part and that was th at.

2) was bowling and went a tiny bit too far and got my foot on the lane. Completely lost my footing and ended up about 4" in the air with my feet much higher up. Landed on my back with a big crash landing on to the lane. People on the lanes were laughing histerically at me 🙁

Koing

 

[psebas]

Originally posted by: chrisms
I came home about 4am tripping the hell out on mushrooms.. like one of those really bad trips. You don't know unless you've gone through it. Well my mom comes running down the stairs and is yelling at me for some reason, I just go to my room and shut the door. The rest of the night I laid in my bed thinking I hit someone with my car on the way home and the cops were after me, and that I was about to die in the hospital. This was on halloween a few years back

been there done that, but i didn't «hit» anyone. I still dont know how did i get home and parked the car. ( two bags of mushrooms + trance rave )

 

[loic2003]

Laughing at my mate's attempt to BBQ sausages and burning them to a crisp one evening,

"Ah, these must be the special Hiroshima sausages" I joked.

Of course, standing right next to me is my Japanese buddy. I felt so bad...

As for worst moments, well I'm just thinking aboutt hat one....

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: loic2003
Laughing at my mate's attempt to BBQ sausages and burning them to a crisp one evening,

"Ah, these must be the special Hiroshima sausages" I joked.

Of course, standing right next to me is my Japanese buddy. I felt so bad...

As for worst moments, well I'm just thinking aboutt hat one....

Man that is HARSH and such BAD TIMING! 😛

Koing