Your talents?

Zysoclaplem

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I can ball my feet up like fists and walk on the knuckles.
Never met anyone else who could.
And..that's about the end of my talents.
 

vi edit

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I can make very "real" sounding fart noises by squeezing my hands together. I can also "throw" the sound making it sound like it came from somewhere else.
 

KLin

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I can fart the peter gunn theme song.

Well not really, but that would be a talent IMO. :D
 

Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: JS80
wow with that example i think you need to first define "talent"

Things you can do that not many others can. (generally used for entertaining party guests)
 

NuAlphaMan

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
I can ball my feet up like fists and walk on the knuckles.
Never met anyone else who could.
And..that's about the end of my talents.

I can smell my poop when I wipe my dukie shoot!
I wipe it until the tissue is white.
I never met anyone else who could.
I have more talents, but they are too numerous to list!
:laugh:
 

Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: NuAlphaMan
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
I can ball my feet up like fists and walk on the knuckles.
Never met anyone else who could.
And..that's about the end of my talents.

I can smell my poop when I wipe my dukie shoot!
I wipe it until the tissue is white.
I never met anyone else who could.
I have more talents, but they are too numerous to list!
:laugh:

hmmm
 

jhayx7

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Originally posted by: NuAlphaMan
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
I can ball my feet up like fists and walk on the knuckles.
Never met anyone else who could.
And..that's about the end of my talents.

I can smell my poop when I wipe my dukie shoot!
I wipe it until the tissue is white.
I never met anyone else who could.
I have more talents, but they are too numerous to list!
:laugh:

You have a talent for "trying" to be funny..
 

CKent

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I can safely and enjoyably drink amounts of alcohol that would kill some people. That's about it.
 

interchange

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I am an excellent pool player. I have played (but not cashed) in pro events. I have strung racks against champions of major tournaments.
 

Patt

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: Patt
Juggling.

I want to learn how to juggle I just cannot get the hang of it.

Eventually something will click ... I used to be able to handle 5 objects at a time, now I usually stick to 3. The kids love it :)
 

JRich

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
I can make very "real" sounding fart noises by squeezing my hands together. I can also "throw" the sound making it sound like it came from somewhere else.

I can too :)
 

Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: JRich
Originally posted by: vi_edit
I can make very "real" sounding fart noises by squeezing my hands together. I can also "throw" the sound making it sound like it came from somewhere else.

I can too :)

Haha fart noises make me die laughing...lol.