Your shot at Mike Tyson

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Lifer
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He is crazy as sh!t but I would gladly get my ass kicked just to pop him a few times.
 

pyonir

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Originally posted by: Millennium
He is crazy as sh!t but I would gladly get my ass kicked just to pop him a few times.

you think you'd actually get to hit him? wow...that is over-confidence if i ever saw it.
 

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: Rudee
There would be two sounds: him hitting you and you hitting the floor.

actually three. Inbetween those two would be the sound of your skull cracking open.
 

Viper GTS

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Oct 13, 1999
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He may be crazy as hell, & an asshole, but he could kick any of our asses on his worst day.

I might volunteer for it just for the cash, but I'd probably be pissing blood for a week.

Viper GTS
 

SSP

Lifer
Oct 11, 1999
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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
He may be crazy as hell, & an asshole, but he could kick any of our asses on his worst day.

I might volunteer for it just for the cash, but I'd probably be pissing blood for a week.

Viper GTS

Yep, pissing blood.. in your GRAVE! :p
 

StageLeft

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If it was a good ultimate fighter I'd love to see Tyson get schooled. He's a good boxer, but there is a huge diff between professional boxing and no holds barred fighting.
 

pyonir

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
If it was a good ultimate fighter I'd love to see Tyson get schooled. He's a good boxer, but there is a huge diff between professional boxing and no holds barred fighting.

I thought i heard that the rules were going to be the same as a normal sanctioned boxing match. No wrestling or anything like that.
 

Rudee

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
If it was a good ultimate fighter I'd love to see Tyson get schooled. He's a good boxer, but there is a huge diff between professional boxing and no holds barred fighting.

I think that Tito Ortiz from UFC could give him a go. What do you think?

 

Lash444

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Sep 17, 2002
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Mike Tyson would not only pulvarize 100% of anandtech subscribers...but it would be what he did to you after the fight that would really mess you up probably physical and psychologically. Thats if you work up afterwards.
 

ViperXX

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Nov 2, 2001
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I would jack Mike up!!!!








Then I would pull off the flat and put on the spare and say there you go sir have a nice day.
 

Shlong

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Originally posted by: Rudee
Originally posted by: Skoorb
If it was a good ultimate fighter I'd love to see Tyson get schooled. He's a good boxer, but there is a huge diff between professional boxing and no holds barred fighting.

I think that Tito Ortiz from UFC could give him a go. What do you think?

A good number of fighters, Tito Ortiz / Chuck Liddell/ Sakuraba / etc. could probably beat Tyson, but he was trained to box.. it would be scary if Tyson at a young age (16 or so) was trained to fight for MMA (lot of mixed martial arts). With his power and quickness, he would've been awesome. :Q
 

anxi80

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the guy who trains for this will prolly pull out his old school ninetendo and give 'mike tysons punch out' a run. just watch out for the right hook, remember, in the game, one punch and little mac is down for the count. you gotta hit him in the sides when he starts jabbing and just dodge and avoid the uppercuts.
 

Sid59

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Sep 2, 2002
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tyson is crazy. Perhaps with a nice lump o cash and stash of pot, i'd climb into the ring with that bastard.
 

Yossarian

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Originally posted by: Lash444
Mike Tyson would not only pulvarize 100% of anandtech subscribers...

Probably even the non-subscribers :)

I want to see what Tyson would register on the Ivan Drago punchometer.