Your opinion on the consistently worst commercials

Doggiedog

Lifer
Aug 17, 2000
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I have to say it but I can't stand those Toyota commercials. They are terrible. What stupid ad agency thought them up?

Before they had that stupid TV guy now they've been using Arliss.

Any others you can think of?
 

Platypus

Lifer
Apr 26, 2001
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Pepsi - If I see one more picture of that painted up consumer puppet whore I will just die.
Subway - Who gives a sh"t about some tubby ass dude who lost a lot of weight. What do you want a medal? Your reward should be that you wont die at an early age, not tons of commercials where you cannot act worth crap.
 

silverpig

Lifer
Jul 29, 2001
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SUBWAY!!!

I hope Clay Henry boils for eternity in a vat of his old fat.


It's one thing to make an annoying commercial, but it's another to run it 20 times over the same hockey game.
 

Braves

Banned
Dec 16, 2001
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all the stupid 1-800 c-o-l-l-e-c-t or dial down the center crap. All the phone commercials basically (at&t, the eve savelot whatever girl, everything).

That car commericla with the couple in the desert where the car just runs by and blows dust on them is pretty stupid too.
 

Pastfinder

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Jul 2, 2000
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Toyota of Durham
Dude, you're getting a Dell!
Subway, eat fresh
Hi, I'm a whore, drink Pepsi
All calls over 20 minutes are just 99cents, and just seven cents a minute adter that. Call dialing 10-10-20 and save the folks you love a buck or two.

AHHH, you know the ads have been on TV too damn long when you can remember them word for word. Propaganda at its best...
 

schdaddy

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Oct 1, 2000
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<< Hi, I'm a whore, drink Pepsi >>



lol

i think it was Noel Gallager (sp?) from Oasis who said "Real musicians don't sell Pepsi to kids"
 

tweakmm

Lifer
May 28, 2001
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HA!
Im not a victim to this brain washing. I watch about 30 minutes of TV a week and that is normaly the simpsons once.
 

MaxDSP

Lifer
May 15, 2001
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ALL the damn collect call commercials...carrot top (by far the worst), eva savelot (easy on the eyes, but still annoying), etc


also hate the Toyota commercial in the desert, truth ads, anti-drug ads, prolly a lot more that I cant think of at this time
 

cdan

Senior member
Dec 30, 2000
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That stupid Jack in the Box commercial where those guys are on the boat.
"What can you get for a doller?"
"Your autograph"
 

tm37

Lifer
Jan 24, 2001
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Got terry bradshaw and toby keith?

Could they have found two less believible actors?
 

Renob

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Jun 18, 2000
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Pepsi - If I see one more picture of that painted up consumer puppet whore I will just die

You are one of the three
1) Gay
2) Hate women
3) Been rejected alot.
 

gopunk

Lifer
Jul 7, 2001
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only those who live in the seattle area will know what i'm talking about...

"hi, i'm tom shane..."

flynn, the carpet guy

vern fonk (by far the most painful)