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cbrunny

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Oct 12, 2007
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Post the definition.

Not my name, but one that is interesting:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dominic

Dominic:
The name of someone who is THE fuckin boss and who will smack his hoe if she steps out of line. Do not fuck with this kid or you will get a cockprint on your face bigger than a truck

Jordan: Hey did you see dominic last night?
Matt: ya he was jockin on his hoe all night!
Mac: DAMN he got game kid
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My name:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chris

Chris:
A kid who is always up to party and have a good time

Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.
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I'm too old to party and have fun. Must be talking about some other Chris.
 
Rhezuss

Rhezuss

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Jan 31, 2006
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Damn...

A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=David
 
thestrangebrew1

thestrangebrew1

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Mine:

Brian

The name Brian is of Celtic origin and means; Strength and Honor. He is a very intelligent guy, who keeps his priorities straight and is extremely well rounded. Not only is he smart, but he is athletic, handsome, sexy, funny, and a great guy to hang out around. Trust me his somewhat klutzy personality can be funny when he plays the role/ He can often be very dramatic, in the good way. He is one of those guys that you can just share about anything with. He instantly just gains your trust. He is very reliable. Brian will always be there for a friend, no matter what the conditions. Brian is very creative and loves to contribute ideas. He has dreams of changing the world, and making it a better place for all to live. He is always true to who he is. He is a natural born leader, who can lead a group of people yet still have time for each individual. Only the lucky girls will get to be in a relationship with this guy, but anyone can be his friend.
"Man isn't he dreamy. He is such a Brian."

"That's my best bud right there. He is the greatest Brian ever."

"Everyone bow down to the Brian."

"Only a Brian can save all of humanity".

"He just pulled a Brian."
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100% accurate....
 
mcurphy

mcurphy

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Spot on! :D

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Robert

Robert

The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Robert is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match.
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PingviN

PingviN

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Ridiculously true.


erik
The heterosexual way of spelling the name Eric.
The name implies many meanings:
-awesome beyond comparison (adj.)
-stunningly handsome and suave (adj.)
-able to attract large numbers of women without using any effort (verb)
-able to do all things exceedingly well (verb)
 
vi edit

vi edit

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Oct 28, 1999
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On one hand there's this:

He is an amazing, loyal, hot, caring, and loving friend. No one can compare to Josh. He will make you feel great. He's funny and he always knows how to make you laugh when you're feeling down. He's special and irreplaceable. The world has nothing to compare with this life changing human being. When you start to know him. . . you will immediately fall head over heels in love with him. Some people may think different of him but they must obviously be blind to not see the perfection of this incredible person you call Josh. He teaches people to love. The reason for that is because you will automatically fall in love with him and there's no way of falling out. He is truly inspiring. He would be the person in your life worth dying for. A star in the sky cannot compare to thee nor the moon because he is brighter than the sun in which helps us see and brighten our days. Prepare yourself to be amazed if you have not already because when you meet josh... your life will have more purpose than it ever had before. Josh is mindblowing so prepare for the incredible wind."


Then there's also this:
Future ruler/ender of the world, often likes to destroy people by throwing busses full of children at them. Sometimes puppies are in place of children. Does not give a damn about what you think, and will pretty much eat your soul.
 
Newbian

Newbian

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Mike is often found riding a giant Wildebeast, shooting cannon balls from his nipples and laser beams from his eyes. 99.9% of the time he is the most stunning looking man in the room. He is funny, sophisticated, and loves poon tang. He can kill you with just a look. Everyone wishes they had a friend like him. Mike can also blow your mind with his mind! Mike has the prettiest smile, a velvet touch, and a thick dick.
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Someone has way too much time on their hands.
 
MagnusTheBrewer

MagnusTheBrewer

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Jun 19, 2004
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Fucking most awesome name in the world. If you are so lucky to have this name, you should be a celebrity becouse of it. all Magnus's are supreme beings and they kick all other's asses
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:D
 
FelixDeCat

FelixDeCat

Lifer
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The first few entries are nothing but tributes but keep scrolling down and you get to the REAL truth about yourself. LOTS of negatives on each name mentioned above.
 
CZroe

CZroe

Lifer
Jun 24, 2001
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I go by my middle name because I am the fourth.

[CZroe]
[CZroe] is a word meaning Pimp. If your an [CZroe] ur a pimp. another meaning is a cool guy.
what an [CZroe] with all thoes chicks. i wish i was an [CZroe]!
by [CZroe']s the man June 21, 2006

My first name:

[CZroe]
A very honest man who is freakishly horny. He gets hard an average of 45 times per day. Many woman like him and dream of having sex with him. He is a player but everyone loves him because he is sweet like candy. He has an overactive imagination and can make up very sexual stories that can turn anyone on and get them wet like a lake.
It felt like [CZroe] was taking over my body.

I was having a wet dream thanks to [CZroe].

Have you ever experienced a [CZroe] inside you?

Damn you are harder than a [CZroe]!
by mememememememe January 09, 2008
 
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FelixDeCat

FelixDeCat

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Aug 4, 2000
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CZroe said:
[CZroe]
[CZroe] is a word meaning Pimp. If your an [CZroe] ur a pimp. another meaning is a cool guy.
what an [CZroe] with all thoes chicks. i wish i was an [CZroe]!
by [CZroe']s the man June 21, 2006
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CZroe, a dude that usually owes you money.

"Hey, isnt that CZroe?"

"Yeah that dude borrowed $20 back in '08 and still hasn't paid me back!"

:whiste:
 
BudAshes

BudAshes

Lifer
Jul 20, 2003
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"Ians are generally very intelligent, mentally gifted people. They can think on a much higher level than the average person. Ians are silly, quiet guys. They can be very funny when they talk. They only talk when they feel that its needed, and only if they think its worth spending the time saying it. An easy going guy, doesn't take much to make him happy and he laughs at almost everything. A pacifist, fairly easy to pick on but if he takes it personally he will retaliate strongly. A very determined individual, he will set high goals and make sure he achieves them. Ians try to become friends with everybody, he doesn't like having enemies. He doesn't like picking sides among peer disputes. Ians don't mind awkward silences if you are with them, even if you aren't talking with him and it is quiet, don't take it uncomfortably. Dick size is in the high end of average sizes, about 7 inches. "

That is me exactly! Urban Dictionary FTW

"A stinky pussy fart usually perpetuated from masturbating with haggis.
After the young woman chose to resolve an ian on her own, she had to admit herself to the hospital in order to remove the bottle of glade from her vagina. "

aww wtf. Nevermind, fuck this site.
 
B

Balt

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Mar 12, 2000
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Spelling error aside, probably accurate:
Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation
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Second definition, less accurate:

Sexy Attractive Male
"Hi I'm a sexy attractive male, but you can call me Sam for short."
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