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Your most shamefull moment

moonbogg

Lifer
Here is one of mine, possibly the worst.

It was maybe 9 years ago or so. I was at a friend's house and we drank a few beers. We decided it was a good idea to wrestle in the front yard shortly after drinking. At this time, I was very much out of shape and hadn't exercised in years.
The exertion was too much for me and I became light headed, shaky and felt like I might pass out, so I laid down to rest. I started to feel sick and it wouldn't go away, even with water and rest. I knew I was going to puke.
My pride commanded me to drive home (I only lived down the street) so that my friends wouldn't see me vomit.
I made it about 3/4 of the way home in the car, and the puke was coming. Again, my pride commanded me to NOT pull over and roll down the window for fear of bystanders seeing me puke. So instead, being terrified of what others might think of me, I kept driving, with the windows up.
I puked on my lap. I kept driving home and made it to the house, but I had a thought, "Well, I already puked on my lap in my car. I might as well finish". So I kept driving around the block and finished puking in the car. Maybe I was just in too much pain to care and the best I could do was just sit there in the car and puke.
When I was done, I went home and rested and cleaned up. This event led to a change in lifestyle, but only for a while.

So, what was your worst moment or at least one of them?
 
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Seriously dude? As if anything could be worse than the above post? I'm solid.

OH CRAP.. The bodily function thing. Damn. Maybe it won't qualify. Its about humiliation, not a bodily function. So maybe it will be allowed, or not. We'll see.
 
Also, I meant to post in off topic. Also, it actually was about 2 beers with at least an hour before driving. Driving intoxicated was not involved. Driving sick was involved. Remember, we drank about 2 beers, then wrestled, then I rested, then drove.
 
Seriously dude? As if anything could be worse than the above post? I'm solid.

OH CRAP.. The bodily function thing. Damn. Maybe it won't qualify. Its about humiliation, not a bodily function. So maybe it will be allowed, or not. We'll see.

I gave you too much credit to get the inference this isn't the correct forum
 
Add posting in the wrong forum, moon.

I did. Meant off topic. This thread is broken from the start. Thread execution fail. Will try again in a few days and censor the bodily stuff. UNLESS people want to go right on ahead and add their embarrassing moment. I'd love to hear them.

The next time you start a thread in the wrong forum, post in MD asking us to move it, please.

Perknose
Forum Director
 
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Losing an argument on a political internet forum when I was 12. I had to change my password to random gibberish and log out to hide from the shame. Never again.
 
I voted democrat, once.

I felt so ashamed and cried all the way home. After I got home I went straight to the shower. Now matter how hard I scrubbed, the filth would not come off. I felt so dirty and alone.

I broke down in the shower and cried for what seemed like hours.

The first time I saw my parents after the election I could not look them in the eye.
 
I voted democrat, once.

I felt so ashamed and cried all the way home. After I got home I went straight to the shower. Now matter how hard I scrubbed, the filth would not come off. I felt so dirty and alone.

I broke down in the shower and cried for what seemed like hours.

The first time I saw my parents after the election I could not look them in the eye.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

Hi.
 
I did. Meant off topic. This thread is broken from the start. Thread execution fail. Will try again in a few days and censor the bodily stuff. UNLESS people want to go right on ahead and add their embarrassing moment. I'd love to hear them.

The next time you start a thread in the wrong forum, post in MD asking us to move it, please.

Perknose
Forum Director
 
when i got locked up at the airport going through security and was hauled away in cuffs in front of a ton of people and seeing the look my wifes (girlfriend at the time) face as i had all of the money and stuff.
 
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

Hi.

I never left. I lurked for about a month, visited daily, thought about leaving all together.

Something I noticed while lurking, threads would linger for days and get just a few post.

I decided to do a test. I came back, started a thread, and within a few hours that thread got like 170 replies.


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When I was around 16 years old I was falsely accused of shoplifting.

The police were called, I was arrested, but charges were dropped.
 
Well welcome back to posting...

I have many shameful moments in my life. Eons ago I asked for 3 model rocket engines from my sister for me not say anything when she "borrowed" moms car overnight, I should of asked for more.

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It certainly didn't start well.

I once hit myself in the head with a hammer. Figured, I've started, why stop? Ended up knocking most of my teeth out and fracturing my skull before I went unconscious and woke up in intensive care.

Boy, I'll never do that again. What was I thinking?
 
Well welcome back to posting...

Thank you.


I shot myself in the hand with a nailgun. I was framing a wall, hit the top plate with the nail gun while holding the stud. The nail skimmed along the stud and went unto the knuckle of my left pointer finger.

The tetanus shot hurt worse than the 10p nail.
 
It certainly didn't start well.

I once hit myself in the head with a hammer. Figured, I've started, why stop? Ended up knocking most of my teeth out and fracturing my skull before I went unconscious and woke up in intensive care.

Boy, I'll never do that again. What was I thinking?
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clogged toilet that started overflowing. i just closed the lid and bolted. the person going in after me, my uncle, got blamed for it. i felt bad.
 
I have zero shame, mostly because I don't care. I did have a friend once who thought it was going to be real funny to hush everyone and then fart really loudly. Well, apparently, it wasn't just fart coming out of his butt and he had to waddle a block or so home to change the runny, poopwater in his breeches.
 
I'm ashamed to post my moment of greatest shame.

Hottest girl who ever wanted to have sex with me was lying on top of me, dressed, and asked me if I wanted to go to boobie land. I said no, thinking that somehow that response would make her want to spend more time with me. Her disappointment was palpable.
 
I have zero shame, mostly because I don't care. I did have a friend once who thought it was going to be real funny to hush everyone and then fart really loudly. Well, apparently, it wasn't just fart coming out of his butt and he had to waddle a block or so home to change the runny, poopwater in his breeches.

how's that line go? never trust a fart?
 
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