Your Most Embarressing Fart Stories!

flunky nassau

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Now I know we all have them. I'll start.

About 4 years I was taking an MCAT study course and the class had about 30 college-aged students. I had eaten like 3 scrambled eggs for breakfast that morning & I had something serious stewing inside me. To make matters worse, there was this pretty hot chick sitting on my left, so I had to do the right-cheek-sneak to periodically let a little wind out.

This is during the summer, so it was getting hot. The instructor decided to turn on the AC & walked over to the door & said, "ok, let's just close the door for the AC." At this very moment, I tried to squeeze off another silent fart but miscalculated the "squeeze" and instead, a toxic whirlwind erupted through my sweats and a foghorn-like sound filled the entire room. The instructor then paused & said, "On second thought, lets leave the door open," & the whole room bursted into laughter. I was mortified. I never spoke to that girl & transferred to another class.
 

Amused

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It's a LOCK!

BTW, my Hershey squirt story is the one I just took in this thread.