These are hilarious! I put them all into one post for easy reading.. Keep addin if ya got em!
Yes, I was bored...
- Yo' mama is so fat each time she turns completely around it's her birthday again.
- yo mama is soooooooooooo ugly, she makes me look good...
- yo mama is soooooooooooooooo stupid, she makes colleen look smart..
- yo mama so fat, her nickname is DAMN! :Q
- yo mama so fat, she wore an X files t shirt, and they tried to land a helicopter on her.
- yo mama so fat, when she jumped up into the air she got stuck
- yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow she made skittles.
- Yo' Mama SoOoOoO dumb, she had YOU!! MuHaHAaHaAHaaAHAa! made it myself ( i think ) Funniest one by far.
- Yo mama's so dumb, its takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
- Yo mama's so dumb, she thought a quaterback was a refund.<-- MyFAV
- Yo mama's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.
- Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
- Yo mama's so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off of her.
- Yo mama's so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747.
- Yo mama's so fat, she bleeds rockyroad.
- Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her clothes on the driveway.
- Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.
- Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
- Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the movie theatre she sits by EVERYBODY...ROFLMAO> MAuahahahahha
- Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
- Yo Mama's so fat...when she wore a Malcom X t-shirt.. a helicopter tried to land on her.
- Yo mama's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her.
- Yo mamma has so many teeth missing, when she smiles it looks like her tongue's in jail!
- Yo Mamma is so old, she farts dust!
- Yo mamma so cheap, someone called her a 2 bit ho, and she smacked them with a bag of quarters
- yo mamma so dumb, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice
- yo mamma so dumb, when she asked what brand of shirt I was wearing, I said 'Guess?', she said reebok!
- yo mamma so fat, he waist size is 'equator'
- Yo mamma so fat, I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in
- Yo mamma so fat, she uses a boomerang to put on her belt!
- yo mamma so fat, when she puts on high heels, the heels magically disappear
- yo mamma so ugly, *barf*
- Yo mamma so ugly, that she has to tie a porkchop around her neck just so the dogs will play with her
- Yo mamma's bedroom is like a McDonalds, it has a sign over it that says "Billions and Billions served"
- Yo Mamma's like a light bulb, even a 5-year old can turn her on.
- Yo Mamma's so fat, I rolled off her twice and was still on the bi-yatch.
- Yo mamma's so fat, she has 3 smaller women orbiting around her.
- Yo momma is like a shotgun, one cock and she is ready to blow.
- yo momma is so fat when she sprained her ankle, i had to shoot her.
- Yo Momma so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes!
- Yo momma so fat, I had to roll her in flour just to find her wet spot!
- YO MOMMA SO FAT...............SHE USES A MATRESS FOR A TAMPON
- YO MOMMA SO HAIRY....LOOKS LIKE SHE GOT BUCKWHEAT IN A HEADLOCK!!
- Yo momma so small she hand glides on a Dorito!!
- Yo momma so stupid she got run over by a parked car!
- YO MOMMA TEETH SO YELLOW.......................................I CAN'T BELIVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!!!!
- Yo Momma's armpits are so hairy...She look like she got Don King in a headlock.
- yo momma's so fat she fell in love and got stuck.
- yo momma's so fat she uses a parachute for a shower cap
- you mommas camel toe is so hairy, it looks like shes got don king in a scissor hold.
- your mama is so fat, Exxon wants drilling rights to her ass.
- Your mama is so fat, she has to stand before she flushes the toilet.
- Your mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach its always high tide.
- Your mama is so ugly, when she was in the delivery room having you, the doctor went to the wrong end.
- Your mama so fat, when she needed a wheel chair, they gave her an aircraft carrier!
- Your mama so fat...I had to take the train and two buses to get on the b!tches good side!!
- Your Mama's so fat, She jumped on the pool and sank like the Titanic.
- Your mama's so fat, she's got her own Zip Code.
- Your mama's so fat, She's like the public transit. Every one gets a ride.
- Your Mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
- Your Mama's so fat, When she bungee jumped, She went straight to hell.
- Your Mama's so fat...the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs!
- Your mamma's so fat she uses a VCR as a beeper.
- Your mamma's so ugly Bigfoot stopped to take pictures of her.
- Your Momma is so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
- Your momma so fat she calls herself the hamburgerpimp.
- your momma so fat, when she went to the zoo, the elephants threw HER peanuts!!!
- Your momma so poor when I came over and stepped on a cigarette butt, she yelled, "who turn out da heater"?
- your momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
- your momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
- Your momma?s so fat, when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
- Your momma's so dumb, I told her it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl!
- Your momma's so fat that when she walks down the street she rings doorbells on BOTH sides of the road.
- Your momma's so fat, I tried walking around her and got lost.
- Your momma's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
- Your momma's so fat, she sweats out Crisco.
- Your mommas so fat, when she goes to the beach people yell, "Save the Whales"
- Your momma's so fat, when she puts on a red shirt, all the kids yell, "KOOL-AID!!!"
- Your mommas so fat, when she walked into Jenny Craig the stock tripled!
- Your momma's so fat, when she wears a white shirt people start driving up to see the movie!
- Your momma's so old and so fat, that when God said "Let there be Light" he told her she had to move her fat ass first.
- Your momma's so old she farts dust.
- Your momma's so old, when god saidd let there be light, She flipped the switch.
- Your momma's so poor she had to put a milkshake on layaway at McDonalds.
- Your momma's so poor, I saw her kicking a tin can down the street. When I asked her what she was doing she replied "Moving."
- Your Momma's so ugly, she put the "F" in Fugly!!
- Your momma's so ugly, when she was born the Doctor slapped her parents!
Yes, I was bored...
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