Your job is relocating you...and you're not taking your SO with you...

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MichaelD

MichaelD

Lifer
Jan 16, 2001
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This is theoretical, of course.

Your job is moving. You need your job. You are moving with your job...far away from "here."

You are involved with someone...both people know the relationship is stagnant and won't be going anywhere. But possibly one person may be holding out against hope that things WILL progress.

You have no intentions of taking said SO w/you when you leave.

How do you relay said news to said SO? :confused:

ps
The following lines are unacceptable.
1. Biotch! Yo'ass be dumpified!
2. It's been real and it's been fun but not really real fun. Later.
3. You're just not what I'm looking for...you're too psychotic.
 
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Viper GTS

Lifer
Oct 13, 1999
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Pack your sh!t & disappear in the middle of the night.

Oh, and take all her tampons as a parting gesture.

Viper GTS
 
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Hoober

Diamond Member
Feb 9, 2001
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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Pack your sh!t & disappear in the middle of the night.

Oh, and take all her tampons as a parting gesture.

Viper GTS
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Don't forget the ice cube trays.
 
MichaelD

MichaelD

Lifer
Jan 16, 2001
31,528
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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Pack your sh!t & disappear in the middle of the night.

Oh, and take all her tampons as a parting gesture.

Viper GTS
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:music: There must be, 50 ways to leave your lover.... :music: :D
 
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Hammer

Lifer
Oct 19, 2001
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I've been on the other side of that before, except the relationship wasn't stagnant, it was great. but i move for no woman. ;)
 
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Fausto

Elite Member
Nov 29, 2000
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Originally posted by: Hammer
I've been on the other side of that before, except the relationship wasn't stagnant, it was great. but i move for no woman. ;)
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SO: Hammer! Get your lazy ass off that couch and cut the grass!!

Hammer: I told you already!! I move for no woman!!

 
StageLeft

StageLeft

No Lifer
Sep 29, 2000
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Originally posted by: Hammer
I've been on the other side of that before, except the relationship wasn't stagnant, it was great. but i move for no woman. ;)
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You tell dat bizatch!
 
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Ulfwald

Moderator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
May 27, 2000
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We need to talk.

An opportunity has come up at my job, and it means more security for me. (not a lie, if you move you keep the job). This will help me establish my loyalty to the company, plus really prove to them that I am a team player. Unfortunately, this opportunity means I will have to move. While I have enjoyed our time together, I just don't see our relationship lasting much longer. I will be accdepting this offer, and moving on XX/XX/XXXX, but I will be going by myself. You and I both know that this relationship is more of a convience thing for the both of us, but past that..............................not much else. I am sorry if this hurts, but I do have a carrer to work on, and my son depends on me to support him.
 
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Hammer

Lifer
Oct 19, 2001
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Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: Hammer
I've been on the other side of that before, except the relationship wasn't stagnant, it was great. but i move for no woman. ;)
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SO: Hammer! Get your lazy ass off that couch and cut the grass!!

Hammer: I told you already!! I move for no woman!!
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well i phrased it better. but that was the gist of it. :p
 
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lastig21

Platinum Member
Oct 23, 2000
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Tell her you are moving to another location, different from where you are going. Ask her to meet you there.
 
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blackdogdeek

Lifer
Mar 14, 2003
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"honey, i have a business trip in [city] so i'll be gone for about the rest of my career and i have to bring all my sh!t with me ok? don't wait up."
 
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MercenaryForHire

Lifer
Jan 31, 2002
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Pack your sh!t & disappear in the middle of the night.

Oh, and take all her tampons as a parting gesture.

Viper GTS
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:music: There must be, 50 ways to leave your lover.... :music: :D
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Well, sh!t, you know the song. Pick one.

- M4H
 
anxi80

anxi80

Lifer
Jul 7, 2002
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im off like a prom dress (or)

im out like muhammad ali in a game of jenga (or)

im out like a fat kid in dodgeball (or)

im out like a deaf kid in a game of musical chairs (or)

im out like stevie wonder in a staring contest.
 
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Hammer

Lifer
Oct 19, 2001
13,217
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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Originally posted by: Hammer
I've been on the other side of that before, except the relationship wasn't stagnant, it was great. but i move for no woman. ;)
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You tell dat bizatch!
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oh i did. :p

its ok for them to come to me, but not the other way around. lol. ;)
 
MichaelD

MichaelD

Lifer
Jan 16, 2001
31,528
3
76
Originally posted by: Ulfwald
We need to talk.

An opportunity has come up at my job, and it means more security for me. (not a lie, if you move you keep the job). This will help me establish my loyalty to the company, plus really prove to them that I am a team player. Unfortunately, this opportunity means I will have to move. While I have enjoyed our time together, I just don't see our relationship lasting much longer. I will be accdepting this offer, and moving on XX/XX/XXXX, but I will be going by myself. You and I both know that this relationship is more of a convience thing for the both of us, but past that..............................not much else. I am sorry if this hurts, but I do have a carrer to work on, and my son depends on me to support him.
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Very well put, Ulfwald. Thank you.
 
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Viper GTS

Lifer
Oct 13, 1999
38,107
433
136
Originally posted by: HotChic
Originally posted by: MichaelD
3. You're just not what I'm looking for...you're too psychotic.
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:D This convinces me that this isn't strictly hypothetical.
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Fantasy would have been more appropriate than hypothetical.

:D

Viper GTS
 
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amnesiac

Lifer
Oct 13, 1999
15,781
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My last 2 g/fs both decided to move home with their families on the East Coast. Both times I told them I don't do long distance relationships. That pretty much sealed it without too much fuss plus I still got farewell nookie.
 
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Ernieb

Senior member
Jan 13, 2002
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
This is theoretical, of course.

Your job is moving. You need your job. You are moving with your job...far away from "here."

You are involved with someone...both people know the relationship is stagnant and won't be going anywhere. But possibly one person may be holding out against hope that things WILL progress.

You have no intentions of taking said SO w/you when you leave.

How do you relay said news to said SO? :confused:

ps
The following lines are unacceptable.
1. Biotch! Yo'ass be dumpified!
2. It's been real and it's been fun but not really real fun. Later.
3. You're just not what I'm looking for...you're too psychotic.
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Feel sad about the story
that is love?
 
kranky

kranky

Elite Member
Oct 9, 1999
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Since Ulfwald already gave the four-star response, I'll contribute a useless one.

You: Hey, Honey, knock-knock!
Her: Who's there?
You: Not you anymore.
 
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