Your Honor, who among us would not kill when his banana taffy was threatened?

Fausto

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Hamilton, 24 at the time, grabbed a banana taffy chew belonging to Hardimon, according to the incident report. Hardimon snapped at Hamilton, who proceeded to rap about a man with dreadlocks.

Hardimon, who has dreads, burst into the studio and began punching Hamilton, according to witnesses. After they were separated, Hardimon allegedly produced a gun and shot the Gucci Mane protege in the abdomen.

“I ain’t got time to be playing games,” Hardimon said as he stomped off, according to a witness. His attorney has argued that his client, nine inches shorter than Hamilton, fired the bullet in self-defense.

Banana taffy chews. Serious business.
 

Newbian

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So he fights over the crappiest flavor of taffy? :(

It's like the pos banana's in runts candy as no one eats them and toss it out after they get all the other good stuff.
 

Platypus

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So he fights over the crappiest flavor of taffy? :(

It's like the pos banana's in runts candy as no one eats them and toss it out after they get all the other good stuff.

srs, banana is the worst flavored candy ever
 

GobBluth

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Black people problems now include taffy theft. Damn, thug life!

(my assumption of race is based off of dreadlocks, poor use of English, rap, and beating someone's ass over taffy, sounds black to me.)


Your assumptions sound racist to me.
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Brigandier

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Black people problems now include taffy theft. Damn, thug life!

(my assumption of race is based off of dreadlocks, poor use of English, rap, and beating someone's ass over taffy, sounds black to me.)

You know you're a piece of crap when negative behaviors are associated with a color.
 

GagHalfrunt

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Swedish fish and chocolate are worth killing for, anyone that does it for banana taffy has a screw loose.