Your funniest CS kill -- stories

[zeppelin]

I was playing as a Terrorist on Aztec. I rushed the CT spawn by going through the Double-doors. I immediately jump into the water and go up the ramp. Kill a couple of CTs then I rush the CT spawn.
There were a couple CTs either reloading or still buying. One of them sees me and starts shooting. The other guy is clueless, so I bring out my knife and start stabbing him. He's like WTF! He starts spinning in circles but I circle around with him, meanwhile still stabbing him. The funny part was that his buddy who's still shooting at me ... can't hit me because I'm using the clueless guy as a human shield. So, after I kill the first guy with my knife ... I take out my mp5 and mow the other guy down.

Another one was on Siege. I was a CT and rushed the front door and made it to the roof. Took out my knife and killed 3 awpers from behind.

 

[BeauJangles]

Rushing CTs on Estate with a scout and killing their entire team.

Throwing a gernade around a corner in prodigy and killing 4 people.

Killing 4 guys in 1 AWP bullet in dust

 

[vash]

Ah.. the memories.

#1 -- 8 kills with AWP on 20 person, de_dust server. We, as CTs, were getting creamed. I knew I was the only one who could stop them. I save up for a few rounds and buy the AWP and luckily, I was the closest to the bomb site at our spawn. Rush to the bomb site and get the hallway and quickly take out 3 with 3 shots. Check the scoreboard and I'm the only guy left, at the bomb site with the bomb and there are many T's left. Sit back and wait for the guys to come and they start coming. At one point I had three people firing at me, one with a SIG, 2x with AK. I even had to hit someone twice (back in the beta6 days, AWPs rarely didn't kill with one shot). In the end, I finished them all off, with time running out and the map switched.

#2 -- 6 kills with one para clip, 20 person, de_dust2 server. I'm a CT, rush up the ramp, make a right and head toward the double door where all the T's will be. Throw a nade into that small area and decide to unload with the para. The guys are coming out and I'm just firing and walking into them. Next thing I know, they are all dead and I didn't even need to reload.

#3. 5 kills, with auto shotty, 20 person, de_vertigo server. I'm a CT (sense a theme here?) and my teammates have made a habit of rushing down the little ladder and getting creamed by the T's. I, in turn, rush to get behind them. Finally make it to their spawn and peek into the room. They are ALL there, and didn't see me. Throw a flashbang into the room and its obvious they are all blind. I take out 5 of them with the auto shotty, right to the head. When I go to reload, I get waxed. When I'm dead, they are all cursing the flashbang.

#4. 8 kills, 2 nades, 20 person, cs_assault server. I'm a T and I buy a nade. I'm camping back where the vents open up to the hosties and my friend is manning the camera. He gives me the go ahead and I throw a bomb and nothing. Buy and throw another and get 4 kills! Figure I'd press my luck again and throw another, 4 more kills! woot! I think they were wounded from the first nade and the other two were just icing on the cake.

Too many stories, too little time...

vash

 

[RRZReme]

when you see a person spinning constantly it means he has an older intellimouse with old drivers. I know this cause it always happened to me, especially on really bad surfaces......

Funny to watch tho

 

[Mitzi]

A couple of months back on Seige I was a CT, I brought the big machine gun (para???). After running over the bridge and through the valley, as I turned the corner towards the Terrorist position I let offone round (didn't aim - just fired at random) - the shot hit and killed a Terrorist sniper with a head shot - LOL!

Possibly the luckiest shot ever!

 

[PowerYoga]

i saw someone fall off a cliff (ramp in De_dust) and he died from a headshot falling off... it said in console "player killed by a headshot from worldspawn" or something similar

 

[MustPost]

If its true, 4 guys with one AWP bullet is really amazing.

 

[Chubbz]

In de_dust, I was counter-terrorist and I was in the tunnel. When I got to that place where the terrorists usually come in from, they were all facing AWAY. I reloaded my aug and blasted away, mowing down four people with one clip, oh that was freaking sweet

 

[GiLtY]

Mine happened while I was playing aztec:
I remember I was playing CT, and I was the only one left on the team. There were two Ts left, one set up the bomb and they were waiting for me. (The bombsite was not the one with a double door next to it, it's the other one ) When I rushed there I saw one T hiding behind the cargo boxes, so I shot him with my MP5 (couldn't afford to get any better weapon at the time). So it was time for me to face the other T. I tried my best to shoot him with my MP5, but he moved pretty fast. Then, I came to the realization that my ammo ran out!!! So I switched to pistol and kept shooting at him, he still hasn't died!!!! Finally I switched to Knife, with no hope left I went near him and took a couple of stabs, and I killed him!!!!

Luckily, I just had enough time to diffuse the bomb... phew!

End of my happy story

 

[Mitzi]

i saw someone fall off a cliff (ramp in De_dust) and he died from a headshot falling off... it said in console "player killed by a headshot from worldspawn" or something similar


Thats quite normal

 

[Adrian Tung]

#1: In cs_arabstreet, caught sight of a sniper with a Magnum. Quickly let loose a shot from my Five Seven, killed him with a headshot from long range before he managed to shoot back.

#2: In de_survivor, I was on top of the canyon with an M4. A couple of T's were running through below, I threw a single flashbang down, they all got confused and I quickly mowed them down.

#3: In de_aztec, me and my pal were sniping, me with the Scout and my pal with the Magnum. We reached the bomb zone, held back to cover the team, then one CT rushed at us from our blind side with a knife and cut both of us down to both our surprise.

#4: Forgot the name of the map... we were playing with a couple of newbies, at the end of the round 1 newbie from each side were left. One was holding a grenade and on top of the ladder and the other wandered into the room. The grenade guy threw the grenade down, the guy below didn't see him and ran over the grenade, which blew up later but didn't kill him. The guy on the ladder then changed to pistol and shot at the guy below like hell, and kept missing, while the guy was looking all confused. After a hearty round of laughing (it was a LAN game), the guy on the ladder finally fell down, in front of the guy below, who then proceeded to mow him down the the Steyr.

#5: Was playing de_cobble, me as T with a bunch of Podbots, and all other players on CT. I gave the bots a single rush command, they all rushed into the CTs and mowed them down before I managed to even get a single shot out.


atwl

 

[PowerYoga]

1) Its not MY kill.... but someone threw a grenade, i jumped, it bounced off my face, it went back and blew up the guy who threw it.

2) In DE Dust, i (CT) rushed the bombsite with a scout, and out came 2 ts who also rushed... i jumped and randomly shot at one of them and got a flying headshot. I died after 4 more ts came through (this was after 1.3 patch, where snipers no longer have crosshairs)

 

[MrDudeMan]

that would be cool and all...except the guns cant shoot through more than 3 people...ive tested at a lan part, but good try

 

[Confused]

UK2.net 066 Low garvity server playing de_torn, can't remember what team, i think CT, and it was 1st round of level, so pistol only, jumped up, and saw someone on the other side of the map, fired a shot in that direction and killed him with a headshot, from one side of map to the other

 

[richleader]

I was playing a 24 player game of dust. I was the last one on my team left, seven foes were left, terrorists. They didn't have the bomb, so they were roaming in three teams of two. I took them all out. I then went to the T spawn location, got up on the crates, and peered down at the AFK with my colt. I then pulled out my knife, so everyone would think I'm one of those annoying people that has to knife afks, except I jumped from the top crate. I didn't die. So I went up and jumped again, this time to my death. The AFK won the round.

I'm lucky Friendly Fire was turned off.

 

[Queasy]

I was playing as a CT on cs_assault. The map was cleaned of all but like two Ts. I came out of the vent back on to the top of the building when a T started shooting at me from the top of another building across the way. As I turn to face him my kitten, Pigpen was begging for attention and steps on the fire button on my mouse and gets a head shot with an MP5.

Another cat/CS related story - I can't remember the map, might have been office, but I had pulled out a grenade when my other cat, Hobbes, nudged my hand right when I was about to throw the grenade. That caused me to look straight up and throw the grenade against the ceiling. Killed two of my teammates along with myself.