Your final meal

[Mayne]

What is it going to be? Lets pretend we are all getting executed.

My Mom's potato salad..don't have a picture.

but I think i would go with a huge glass of milk. I love milk equally.

to finish it all up with.

 

[Rakehellion]

I'd ask for a birthday cake with a hacksaw baked into it.

 

[Mayne]

I'd ask for a birthday cake with a hacksaw baked into it.

you are getting executed if you like it or not.

 

[OCGuy]

Authentic Italian...all the salad and breadsticks that I can gorge.

Steak would be well-done+, wouldn't want food poisoning or Mad Cow.

 

[Jaepheth]

I'd ask for a birthday cake with a hacksaw baked into it.

You may need to specify the steel of the hacksaw and the type of cake or you could end up with an annealed hacksaw which will be useless for cutting any hardened steel.

(If memory serves, some steels will anneal at around 400 degrees; cake baking temps)

 

[disappoint]

Something loaded with sugar to cause an insulin response so I go into hypoglycemic zombie sleepy time mode and don't know what's going on. Actually eating sugar doesn't do that to me, eating a lot does.

So my revised answer is: a lot. A lot of something delicious and filling.

 

[poofyhairguy]

Skip the meal and just give me a six pack of oktoberfest beer.

 

[waggy]

i think the steak is a good start/

a 3 inch thick porterhouse done medium rare. a good side saled

a bunch of beer and maybe some good whisky.

 

[OCGuy]

What would you tip your server?

 

[Mayne]

What would you tip your server?

I would say to the prison guard " Don't be a fucking idiot and kill someone"

thats my tip.

 

[OCGuy]

I would say to the prison guard " Don't be a fucking idiot and kill someone"

thats my tip.

Yea but that tip has two very different meanings depending on diction and emphasis...

 

[Mayne]

Yea but that tip has two very different meanings depending on diction and emphasis...

I suck at comma's...hence my over usage of ellipses.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

clam chowder, white
baltimore crap cakes
greek village salad, bread
tiripetulas, spanikopita, saganaki, tirokefteri, taramosalata
coca-cola from a bottle, water, julius echter hefe weiss

porterhouse, med-rare
greek roasted lamb
pastitsio
twice-baked potato, mashed potatoes, and fries
steamed broccoli and carrots

apple pie, warm with 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream
coffee

 

[Printer Bandit]

water and fruit

if you want a suitable body in your next life.

 

[Mayne]

crap cakes mmmm

just joking. I like your list.

 

[disappoint]

clam chowder, white
baltimore crap cakes
greek village salad, bread
tiripetulas, spanikopita, saganaki, tirokefteri, taramosalata
coca-cola from a bottle, water, julius echter hefe weiss

porterhouse, med-rare
greek roasted lamb
pastitsio
twice-baked potato, mashed potatoes, and fries
steamed broccoli and carrots

apple pie, warm with 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream
coffee

You must be huge to put away that much grub in 1 meal!

I make the best twice baked potato! It's to die for!

 

[JulesMaximus]

I don't think I'd be able to eat it... how about a bottle of vodka and a nice cigar instead?

 

[nickbits]

King crab legs and about 5 desserts

 

[Number1]

I think I would be too upset to eat.

I would probably prefer a massive dose of sedative

 

[_Rick_]

I'll choose the Alkemyst option.

Your mom.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

You must be huge to put away that much grub in 1 meal!

I make the best twice baked potato! It's to die for!

i'm a whopping 205 pounds, 6 feet even.

I think I would be too upset to eat.

I would probably prefer a massive dose of sedative

that would be my 2nd choice

 

[mrjminer]

I'd opt for some pepperoni pizza and cheesecake (plain)

 

[Red Squirrel]

C4 cake with sparklers. If they want to take me out they're coming with me!

In all seriousness, probably a family size poutine. Though, I don't think I'd really be able to eat knowing I'm going to be killed by the government and there's nothing I or anyone can do about it.

 

[gevorg]

just a veggie burger with diet coke

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Bottle of Basil Hayden, some ice & a nice Don Pepin Cigar.