Your favorite simpsons moment

littlegohan

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the one eposide where homer acidentally went to russia in a us army submarine (?)


grandpa simpson when he was being interviewd by kent brockman

"my son is not a communist. He might be a pig, a liar , a communist, but he is NOT a porn star."
 

BDawg

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Don't let the know you were at a bar, don't let them know you were at a bar.

"I was at the pornography store. I was buying pornography."

Phew, I never would have thought of that.
 

eakers

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"marge could you please tell bart i just wnat to drink a glass of syrup like i do everymorning?"

zzzzzzzzzzap.

hehe when bart owns a factory

*kat. <== loves the simspsons THAT much.
 

UCDznutz

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my favorite was when Homer Simpson was looking at the globe and pointed at the country Uruguay and promptly pronounced it "U R Gay heh heh heh heh!"
 

Vortex22

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Originally posted by: djheater
Moe's lie detector test.

Haha I remember that one:
I forget exactly how it went...

"Where were you Saturday night (or something like that)
Moe: I was out with a hot date
*BEEEEP*
"Ok, ok... a not so hot date..."
*BEEEEP*
"Alright fine, I stayed at home and watched TV"
*BEEEEP*
"....I was looking at chicks in the Victoria's Secret catalog..."
*BEEEEP*
"Sears catalog."

:D
 

ThaGrandCow

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FBI agent: OK when I step on your foot and say "Hello Mr. Thompson" you smile and nod.
Homer: Gotcha
FBI agent: Hello Mr. Thompson! <steps on Homers foot multiple times>
Homer: <blank stare>
Homer: <looks at person next to him> I think he's talking to you...

:D

That or Sideshow Bob stepping on all the rakes in that same episode.
 

PsychoAndy

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Originally posted by: Vortex22
Originally posted by: djheater
Moe's lie detector test.

Haha I remember that one:
I forget exactly how it went...

"Where were you Saturday night (or something like that)
Moe: I was out with a hot date
*BEEEEP*
"Ok, ok... a not so hot date..."
*BEEEEP*
"Alright fine, I stayed at home and watched TV"
*BEEEEP*
"....I was looking at chicks in the Victoria's Secret catalog..."
*BEEEEP*
"Sears catalog."

:D

NO. NO. NO.

he was asked if he had involvement with the burns shooting. it goes buzz when he says he has a hot date, and then goes towards ogling women in the vc catalog, then the sears catalog.
 

nihil

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Originally posted by: littlegohan
The simpsons is the best series ever

would u want them to be canceled

i used to be a big fan. although, the last season has been all downhill. they've lost the humour and just added odd twists in the plots that make no sense. that's how i see it at least. futurama should have taken their slot.
 

venk

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My Ding-aLing, My Ding-a-Ling, won't you play with my DIng-a-Ling.

I also loved the scene where the comic book guy downloads naked pictures of Captain Janeway :D
 

Maggotry

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I don't really watch it very often, but I remember an episode with Homer eating some tainted shrimp.
 

ElMono

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Oh, man, I love the Simpsons, favorite TV series of all time...

In "22 Short Films About Springfield," the tall guy who drives the really small car and Nelson makes fun of him. "Are you making fun of my automobile?"

Or one of the more recent episodes, where college girls think that Lisa is in college. Ralph almost blows her cover but she gets away. Ralph: "Why do people always run away from me?" He stands there while a wet spot forms on his pants. I couldn't stop laughing.

Or any part where Homer and his brain talk... hehehe...
 

gogeeta13

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Originally posted by: ElMono
Oh, man, I love the Simpsons, favorite TV series of all time...

In "22 Short Films About Springfield," the tall guy who drives the really small car and Nelson makes fun of him. "Are you making fun of my automobile?"

Or one of the more recent episodes, where college girls think that Lisa is in college. Ralph almost blows her cover but she gets away. Ralph: "Why do people always run away from me?" He stands there while a wet spot forms on his pants. I couldn't stop laughing.

Or any part where Homer and his brain talk... hehehe...


OH GOD THAT WAS GREAT!!!

Why do peoplle always run away from me? he wets his pants, then he pleasantly smiles hahahaha omg that is so great :))))

almost as good as that one line in shrek: do you know the muffin man? THE MUFFIN MAN? the muffin man!
 

Mday

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when ned went nuts... =)

"why if it isnt little lisa simpsons, springfields's answer to a question no one asked"

and at the end when homer was mocking flanders

episode was "hurricane neddy"
 

Queasy

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Yet another classic Ralph moment:

"Me fail English!? That's UNpossible!"


That is the one Simpsons moment that sticks in my mind the most.

A couple of my other favorites are when some of the Springfield kids, Principal Skinner, and Willie get stuck in the school during a blizzard:

Willie to Skinner - "That's the last time you jerk your Willie around!"

Skinner, who is tied up in a gym sack used to hold kickballs, to the gerbil Nibbles - "Quick Nibbles, chew through my ball sack!"
 

SSP

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The X files episode

Scully: Now, we're going to run a few tests. This is a simple lie
detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just
answer truthfully. Do you understand?

Homer: Yes.

*The Lie detector explodes*

And how can we forget all the "DOH!" scenes! :D
 

Jhill

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The internet? Is that thing still around?

another episode

Wow, they have the internet on computers now!
 

Lounatik

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Ralphie Wiggum classics:

"It tastes like burning!

"Hi,Supernintendo Chalmers!"

Any episode where he is barking like a puppy dog and flying around in circles.


Edit: Just remembered one from a recent episode: Vegas moms show up on Homer and Neds doorstep. Homer sets up Vegas mom with grandpa in a staged drunken marriage. She wakes up with Abe next to her in the treehouse and Abe looks at her with a leer and says " Say,how about letting Honest Abe back into the Oval Office?" I cannot believe they were alloed to get away with that one. Classic!








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