Your Favorite Seinfeld Episode or Quote.

[thereds]

My personal favorite-
Episode: The Contest

 

[JayPatel]

No Soup For You

 

[lsd]

"hello..Newman"

 

[DefRef]

Another vote for "No soup for you!"

Also, the one where the girl dumps Jerry because he's a stand-up comic:

Girl: "I can't be with someone who's job I don't respect."
Jerry: "You're a supermarket cashier!"

"All these pretzels are making me thirsty."

"Not that there's anything wrong with that."

"Sponge-worthy"

 

[Regine]

The Contest is my fav.

Puddy to Elaine: "I don't care, I'm not the one who's going to hell." and "You stole my Jesus-fish, didn't you?"

Also "The Virgin" when Elaine talks about her Diaphragm.

And "Maybe the Dingo ate your baby."

 

[Looney]

"Serenity now!"

 

[FrogDog]

"Where are we going, Kramer?"
"Just a little place I like to call, you'll see."

 

[XMan]

Don't know what the episodes were tited, but I like the following . . .

- The one where Kramer lived in his shower, even going so far as to install a garbage disposal

- The one where Jerry was trying to pay his girlfriend/maid and the cops pulled up behind him for solicitation

The Kenny Rogers Roasters episode is classic, too. But my all time favorite is when George begins to do the exact opposite of his instinct . . . "Hi. My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. Would you like to go out with me?" "Hi. I'm Rhonda. Here's my phone number."

 

[thereds]

It's a Festivus for the rest of us.

 

[thereds]

Yeah Xerox, that George episode was a classic. I believe that the name of the episode was 'The Opposite'.

 

[BDawg]

"George, you're going to hell at no more than 5 miles per hour."

"They were all twix!"

 

[Jazar]

::singing answering message w/ background music::
"Believe it or not George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home!"


Full WAV

 

[luv2chill]

yeah that answering machine message was classic.

I love the "can't spare a square" episode, but my ALL TIME FAVORITE is when Kramer's number gets changed to 777-FILK. George tries to call Moviefone but dials Kramer's number by accident and Kramer answers in the MovieFone guy's voice "Hello and welcome to moviefone. If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press one..."

...

"Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see?"

Gets me every time.

l2c

 

[uncouth]

Kramer the Terrorist

"How do you like your Bagels now?!"

"Pottery Barn is in for a *world* of hurting..."

 

[IBhacknU]

something about 'shrinking like a turtle!'

 

[thereds]

"I don't know how you guys go around walking with those things"

 

[AnimeKnight]

don't know what epsisode it's called..
it's where jerry, kramer and elaine made a bet to see who can hold not to masturbate the longest and kramer lost on the first day

 

[thereds]

'The Contest'

 

[JayPatel]

or the one where Poppy peed on jerrys sofa and Mr Costanza found out he was sleeping on the very same couch.

 

[Locutus of Board]

Here's a bunch

 

[somethingwitty]

fav quote: serenity now, insanity later
fav episode: soup nazi

 

[JoeBaD]

The episode where Kramer bastes himself in butter and lays out in the sun.

Later, Newman sees a turkey in the diner, the turkey's head becomes Kramer, he waves his wing and says "Hey Buddy, how ya doin'"

I laughed so hard I almost peed.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

The Kenny Rogers one was the greatest. Especially when Krammer pours the tomato juice in his cerial instead of the milk.

"My cones and rods are all screwed up Jerry."

Also the laser like red beam comming out of Krammers peep-hole in his door.


Can't forget the Manzier or the Bro.

I also like the one with one of the Three Tenors. Mainly when Krammer and Georges dad are playing pool in that small ass room, and they aren't wearing pants.

 

[Elita1]

Hooochi-mamaaaaaa!!

You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you?

Newman's opinion of Broccoli: VILE WEED!!

Am I insane? am I? or am I SO sane it just BLEW YOUR MIND??!

Look away I'm hideous!

 

[Champo41]

"I mean, what's the deal with cancer?"

"I have cancer!"

"Ooh, tough crowd."