Your Favorite Punchlines

[Whitecloak]

dubya

 

[Electric Amish]

"...but in Alabama the tusks are looser." -Groucho Marx (also WC Fields)

 

[bigrash]

those are good. anyone got more?

 

[geekender]

Sorry....have to post the whole joke 🙂

A Chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with
a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and
says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

 

[AlStan1981]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP

Originally posted by: rh71
they're real... and they're spectacular! (I think I've been watching too much SATC with the woman)

I've seen that somewhere before...what's SATC?

i dont know what SATC is, but that line is on Seinfeld when Jerry is trying to find out if this girl he is talking to has real boobs or not.

 

[Rallispec]

needs more cowbell

 

[KnickNut3]

Oh, so he's a flip flopper! (Non Sequiter comic, referring to Stephen Hawking)

Yeah, but you can't bait 'em!

Ahh! A talking muffin!

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

 

[geekender]

needs more cowbell

Holy crap, that used to show up a lot more a year ago. Where did he go?

 

[imported_vr6]

cowboy butts drives me nuts😛

 

[imported_Briareos]

"ya know I'd rent you a parachute if I thought it wouldn't open"

 

[daveshel]

Well, they kept ringing the bell!