Your Favorite Punchlines

[blackdogdeek]

"death! by unga-bunga!"

 

[Steve]

"I just saved a bundle on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"

 

[purbeast0]

Original:

"Janet... (short pause cause my mind blanked).. Umm, i'm gonna try something now, but if you don't like it, let me know." ~ Waynetek

"Uh ok..." ~ Her

"Stick out your left hand." ~ Waynetek

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Yossarian mockup:

"Janet... (short pause cause my mind blanked).. Umm, i'm gonna try something now, but if you don't like it, let me know." ~ Waynetek

"Uh ok..." ~ Her

"Stick out your butt." ~ Waynetek

 

[moshquerade]

"I have used my dog to dry my hands."

 

[isasir]

"It hurt"

 

[nakedfrog]

"Would I?"
"Hare-lip!"

 

[apac]

so I threw a brick at his truck.

 

[VictorLazlo]

Because they can.

 

[blackdogdeek]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
"Would I?"
"Hare-lip!"

lol!

 

[aircooled]

"...what's in the bowl, bitch!"

 

[Glitchny]

Its funny cause its true

 

[GasX]

And she stepped on the ball!



to anyone getting this reference...

 

[kevman]

"Y2K?? What are you selling chicken or sex jelly?" - P-tear-griffin

 

[Ticks]

Rectum? damn near killed him!

 

[MaxDSP]

It's ok, I had Subway for lunch

 

[Spikesoldier]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
It's ok, I had Subway for lunch

right in your sig

"Bear......Bear-fscker, do you need assistance?"

also

"who wants cream? .......... ok nobody, no cream"

 

[Monkey muppet]

Originally posted by: purbeast0
Original:

"Janet... (short pause cause my mind blanked).. Umm, i'm gonna try something now, but if you don't like it, let me know." ~ Waynetek

"Uh ok..." ~ Her

"Stick out your left hand." ~ Waynetek

____________________________

Yossarian mockup:

"Janet... (short pause cause my mind blanked).. Umm, i'm gonna try something now, but if you don't like it, let me know." ~ Waynetek

"Uh ok..." ~ Her

"Stick out your butt." ~ Waynetek

Man, I laughed soooooo hard when that was posted

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: purbeast0
Original:

"Janet... (short pause cause my mind blanked).. Umm, i'm gonna try something now, but if you don't like it, let me know." ~ Waynetek

"Uh ok..." ~ Her

"Stick out your left hand." ~ Waynetek

____________________________

Yossarian mockup:

"Janet... (short pause cause my mind blanked).. Umm, i'm gonna try something now, but if you don't like it, let me know." ~ Waynetek

"Uh ok..." ~ Her

"Stick out your butt." ~ Waynetek

Winnar!

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: apac
so I threw a brick at his truck.

HAHAHA. That one still gets me. 😀

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

"My name is Pitt, and your ass ain't talking your way outta this sh1t"

"My name is Paul, and this sh!t's between y'all"

 

[blackdogdeek]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
And she stepped on the ball!



to anyone getting this reference...

oh please, trading places of course! 🙂

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

So he says do you love me? And she says no, but that's a really nice ski mask.

 

[rh71]

they're real... and they're spectacular! (I think I've been watching too much SATC with the woman)

 

[dmw16]

And she stepped on the ball!

I thought it was the commercial encouraging people to support after school programs.

 

[Scarpozzi]

George: "I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast

appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a

foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said,

"Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized

something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing

I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!"

Jerry: "Mammal."

George: "Whatever. "