These are pretty obvious so I'll just quote a line from the scene:
I'm Spartacus
No, I am your father
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
You finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up
Here’s Johnny!
Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days I am just kicking this this piece of **** out the window
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.