your embarrassing moments??

[forkd]

Friday night I began playing DOD/Half life and CS @ about 11:00 pm with a bottle of wine. My bedroom window was open and I was on the phone with an old Navy buddy and we were being very crude...writing binds and getting into arguments with others. When 4:00 am rolled around and there were 2 empty bottles of wine and 3 empty beers I realized the sound I was hearing through the headphones WAS my doorbell. The new neighbors were unable to sleep, the husband explained, and he told me his wife was very upset as she has never heard such disgusting language. I was embarassed and apologized as much as possible in my drunken stupor. They are new and I've never met his wife before but I am not looking forward to it.

What kind of situations have you found yourself in lately. I have many more but this is the most recent.

 

[Encryptic]

The only thing I can think of right now is driving away from a gas pump with the nozzle still in the car a couple of years ago. Fortunately, the gas station was deserted and I just walked in and told the guy behind the counter what happened so he could shut the gas off and reconnect the hose.

 

[Rallispec]

d'oh.. that sucks.

keep those window's shut Or-- take off the headphones, turn up the music-- that way they can't hear what you're saying over the music.

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: Encryptic
The only thing I can think of right now is driving away from a gas pump with the nozzle still in the car a couple of years ago. Fortunately, the gas station was deserted and I just walked in and told the guy behind the counter what happened so he could shut the gas off and reconnect the hose.

You're blonde?

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: bootymac

Originally posted by: Encryptic
The only thing I can think of right now is driving away from a gas pump with the nozzle still in the car a couple of years ago. Fortunately, the gas station was deserted and I just walked in and told the guy behind the counter what happened so he could shut the gas off and reconnect the hose.

You're blonde?

Nope. It was a long day (was moving to a new place) and I wasn't thinking as clearly as I could have at that moment.

 

[forkd]

d'oh.. that sucks.

keep those window's shut Or-- take off the headphones, turn up the music-- that way they can't hear what you're saying over the music.

lol yeah. She's hot too. Not that I'd violate their relationship but she may have girlfriends over. If they were interested in me she would quickly kill that idea by saying something like, "no, he may seem nice but he is a terrible person". Oh well.

 

[Jzero]

I think anyone who gets upset about swearing is too uptight for my tastes, and she probably hangs out with friends of a similar mindset.
Funny story, though

 

[clicknext]

Originally posted by: Jzero
I think anyone who gets upset about swearing is too uptight for my tastes, and she probably hangs out with friends of a similar mindset.
Funny story, though

Be annoying if you kept hearing some dude swearing while you're trying to sleep, though.

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: clicknext

Originally posted by: Jzero
I think anyone who gets upset about swearing is too uptight for my tastes, and she probably hangs out with friends of a similar mindset.
Funny story, though

Be annoying if you kept hearing some dude swearing while you're trying to sleep, though.

Natch. And I'd knock on your door and complain. But I would have the same reaction if you were screaming "GEE GOSH DARN WILLIKERS" or "FVCK YOU!"

 

[forkd]

yeah...she is a school teacher. They always have an opinion about how things are/should be which would never be tested in the real world. They are happy believing they know it all and how to do everything right even though, generally, they have never accomplished anything.

Natch. And I'd knock on your door and complain. But I would have the same reaction if you were screaming "GEE GOSH DARN WILLIKERS" or "FVCK YOU!"

lol.....I would too...I'd be more tolerant of the profanity as I would believe you felt quite strongly about what you were doing

 

[forkd]

Natch. And I'd knock on your door and complain. But I would have the same reaction if you were screaming "GEE GOSH DARN WILLIKERS" or "FVCK YOU!"

I was actually saying stuff similar to, How does it feel to get f***ed in the ___ by me, Take that **** Noob, If I wanted your opinion I'd have (smacked it off your face, beat it out of you, given it to you, pulled it out of your wife, etc.), You just got PWNED by a drunken loser, etc. but with a lot more choice adjectives.

 

[Stratum9]

I guess this post explains that bag on your head?

 

[Iron Woode]

My most embarrassing moment happened one late friday night. I was driving home and saw this hot blonde hitching a ride, so I stopped and picked her up. After a few minutes I realised she used to be a he. LOL.

My friends saw this and thought it was hillarious. They knew who and what she(he) was and I didn't.

But I did make a new friend because she(he) was polite and friendly. I have gay friends as I am not anti-gay, so that was not an issue. She(he) did, however, kept comming on to me in a friendly way, knowing that I am straight. She(he) moved away a few years ago and I haven't seen her(him) since.

That's it folks.

 

[halik]

you know its gonna be a bad story when you see "(s)he"

 

[cavemanmoron]

more excuses for when we mess up,LOL

 

[forkd]

Iron Woode that is f-n funny. Is it really true?

 

[weirdichi]

I was working at the university cafeteria. I had to change those damn milk machine thingies, those that have that huge ass knob and you pull it up and the milk comes outta a hose thingy. Anyway, I changed it, and tried to cut the hose thingy with a knife and KABLAMMO! It popped and about 5 gallons of milk all over the counter, floor, and me. This was in the middle of lunch hour. I said really loud, "YES!!" to try to cover my ass. I don't know if it worked, but it was kinda embarassing. Ahhh.. good 'ole college days.

 

[virtuamike]

Was shopping at VS with gf and her friend. We passed by the massage oils and they said oh those smell good. And I said yeah, they taste like apple too.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: forkd
Iron Woode that is f-n funny. Is it really true?

Yes it is true.

Her name was Joan. She went by the nick-name Jo-Jo.

 

[Furyline]

In class in high school and some kid was talking about how his aunt died. I wasn't really paying attention. After he's done with this I ask him, "so how's your aunt doing?" Stupid stupid stupid!