Heh, that reminds me of when I was like 3 or 4. My parents used to clean my ears out...so, well...I thought I would do it..so I picked one up one day..and shoved it into my ear. Damn, it hurt, BAD! I tugged on it and it hurt even more. Well, my mom angled it right and it pulled out easily. I'm lucky I didn't suffer hearing damage.