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The Vet's Mother... (For you Animal Lovers Out there!)
Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome by curiosity, approached her.
"Madam, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.
"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church."
The priest replied... "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"
The old lady said.... "Oh, $20,000 a week."
The Priest was amazed... "Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?"
"He is a veterinarian," she answered.
"That is a very honorable profession. The priest says. Where does he practice?"
The old lady says proudly...."Well, he has one cat house in Las Vegas and another in Reno."
Jokersmoker
Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome by curiosity, approached her.
"Madam, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.
"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church."
The priest replied... "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"
The old lady said.... "Oh, $20,000 a week."
The Priest was amazed... "Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?"
"He is a veterinarian," she answered.
"That is a very honorable profession. The priest says. Where does he practice?"
The old lady says proudly...."Well, he has one cat house in Las Vegas and another in Reno."