Your 3 feet from the AT server......

[Shockwave]

the admin user name/password is on a Post it. What do you do?
Redirect the main page? Change the main page? Lock th forums? Unplug the power??

 

[RossMAN]

You unban Ducknuts!

 

[Orsorum]

I'd unban ducknuts, and set the server to automatically reformat in three weeks' time.

 

[Homerboy]

<delete user 'shockwave'>

 

[Kalvin00]

Make myself the 'elitest' member.

 

[K1052]

Install software that makes the forums go up and down randomly.

 

[pyonir]

ban Anand and NFS4.

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: Homerboy
<delete user 'shockwave'>

Its Shockwave. You'd axe the wrong guy.

 

[GasX]

make P&amp;N a permanent JRun error

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

Originally posted by: Shockwave
the admin user name/password is on a Post it. What do you do?
Redirect the main page? Change the main page? Lock th forums? Unplug the power??

Heheh: GOATSE!

EDIT: Every time you click to enter a new thread there's a 2% chance of getting Goatse or tubgurl or something similar instead >)

 

[preslove]

CREATE USER NAME GODADMIN!!!!!!!

And use your omnipotence from there.

 

[Scarpozzi]

I'd fix those JRUN errors once and for all.

 

[DnetMHZ]

Come up with "Interesting" new member rankings :evil:

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: K1052
Install software that makes the forums go up and down randomly.

You're gonna install JRun?

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: DurocShark

Originally posted by: K1052
Install software that makes the forums go up and down randomly.

You're gonna install JRun?

 

[911paramedic]

Make myself an Elite member.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Change my username to "God".

 

[JetBlack69]

Change your to you're.

 

[rh71]

load it up on the truck... then ebay...

 

[ShotgunSteven]

I would lock the people that post in P&amp;N out of the rest of the forums, with a few exceptions for certain people.

 

[SaltBoy]

Who's Ducknuts?

 

[Lonyo]

Originally posted by: JetBlack69
Change your to you're.

Insert a spelling and grammar check, and then ban each member who spells wrongly/makes a poor sentence for an hour.

 

[daveymark]

I wud baan all tha grammr natzy's

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
make P&amp;N a permanent JRun error

No way, then they'd come in here

 

[SunnyD]

Make the default character type for the site randomly rotate between cyrillic, korean, ancient greek, japanese, chinese, and wingdings.