Young Girl Joins Darth Vader & Dark Side! (funny)

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guyver01

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http://www.boingboing.net/2011/04/12/young-girl-goes-over.html


You don't know the power of the dark side

Young Sariah Gallego and her brother Alex were selected to participate in a Jedi Academy show at Disneyland; when the moment of truth came and Darth Vader asked Sariah to join the dark side (a moment where she was supposed to defy evil and pledge for good), Sariah got down on one knee and offered her fealty to the dark side. Smart kid!

 

zinfamous

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smart kid. she saw Darth Vader, then that dinky hippie in scraggly rags and was like "Fuck this Jazz! I'm joining the big dude!"
 

Fritzo

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I think they had that on one of the morning talk shows this morning. The kneel was the best part.
 

xSauronx

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what a fake-ass vader

when i was vader, i scared at least 3 children, and got compliments from at least 4 women (who, admittedly, could not see my face at the time)
 

Ichinisan

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I thought it was kinda funny.

SandEagle, something's wrong with you (I think).
 
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preslove

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Mildly amusing.

The kid is smart. Better to be the apprentice than a dead youngling.
 
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